The Workermonkey

Saturday, July 31, 2004

A dinger 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 7/31/2004 12:10:00 AM

Mike Tysons punchout no more my friends. This loser is all done. Hes 38 and will prob call it quits. Its too bad boxers only box like once a year now. Didnt used to be that way. Money corrupted it just like it corrupts everything else. The bad thing about not fighting much is that you dont get the fan support. People can follow it. Who knows any boxers? They dont play enough. When they do, its all hyped up that it becomes too much.
Pig roast tommorrow. Mmmm big and bbq. Murphys dad and Ronnys dad?
Go sox
Over and out

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Wednesday, July 28, 2004

this is great 

# posted by ron @ 7/28/2004 08:45:00 PM

i'm a member of a few biking message boards online and this is the response from one of the guys to the thread
"When your too old to dh/freeride...what will you do?"

the response..."At 65, when I've accomplished everything that I've desired, I'm going to take up pot smoking after what will be a 48 year hiatus from doing so. There was nothing more pleasurable to me than being a stoner. I only stopped because I realized that I need the full potential of my smarts, memory, and desire to aid what will be a unwonted career in making-things-up, transcribing them on Microsoft Word, printing them out and selling them for exorbitant amounts of money.Oh yea! I'll never quit riding bikes in one way or another."

i just though i'd share that with you guys.

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that sounds about right

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Thursday, July 29, 2004 1:02:00 PM  

I bet ya he still tokes once and a while

By  Brancibeer, at Thursday, July 29, 2004 5:01:00 PM  

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004

long time no blog 

# posted by ron @ 7/27/2004 08:02:00 PM

so this saturday come to my house around 10:30 or so for some volleyball and pork.  yes i'll get a keg. now are you sold? wait, one more, i promise we wont drink it all the night before.
its come to my attention that i have severely poor planning skills. i dont know whether its due to the lack of forsight or the years of smoking.  either way i somehow forgot to tell most of my friends about the pig roast before i went on vacation last week. i think i've been in storrs too long.  i havent been camping in a long time and i ride my bike way too much.  
my advisor got back from england and is going to get my ass going on my thesis. i have one class left and i will have a masters degree. job? stay in CT? new mexico, MEMS, silicon valley?
should i go for the PhD? i know a prof. up at MIT. Drexel still emails me quite often.  also if Dr. Murphy (my current advisor) gets $$ then i could stay here.  i think storrs is out. i cant be in this go nowhere college town anymore.  the jury is still out, but i have to decide by september to get all the necessary applications in.
all the old people say to get it, i'm a bit lukewarm on a minimum of 4 years more school. its not the money, i can live on a student salary, its the time........

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funny, funny 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 7/27/2004 01:44:00 PM

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040319l.jpg

I've been reading more online comics lately, i'll post a buch of new links soon.

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Monday, July 26, 2004

# posted by josh @ 7/26/2004 07:40:00 PM

firms' salaries

chump this is the thing i was showing you...just pick a state then a city and it shows you the salaries...not very interesting if you dont care about it

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Wednesday, July 21, 2004

@ 1:30am and drunk, i'm still smarter then manchesters finests 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 7/21/2004 02:06:00 AM

so i went out wit hnancy and her friend sue tonight. we went to a driving range and then to a bar. after the bar it was determined that i was inded the most sober because i was the largest of the three so i drove. not having any clue where i was going i relied on sue for directions back to her house. on hte way we were stopped at a DUI check point. having no fear, i managed to sweet talk my way out of the construction lane i had driven down right in front of the cops. I managed to back up intot a cone and knock it oer right infron t of three cops looking for DUI's. I got angry when one of them jumped infront of the car and started yelling at me for knocking over the cone. I was drunk. lets get that one out of the way.
He came over to the window of the car and i was pissed. he yelled at me and i yelled at him. part of my excuse was that i was from VT adn driving these two lovley ladies home. pluse i got in a very heated debate about how the legal DUI limit was too low for anyone to pass. some how i won and they leyt me go. after that i drove sue and nancy home nad then myself. i agued my way out of a brethalizer and oput smarted some dick cop. I straight up told him f he was looking to arrest me the nhe would have already. i'm a fucking genius, if you need more clarification, call me because i'm still drunk and roudy after i out witted the ciops while drunk. suck it bitches. I"M THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!! EVEN DRUNK! BIATCH!.

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! Yeah we are going to need more detail on this one friend. Lets hear the sober version

By  Brancibeer, at Wednesday, July 21, 2004 8:11:00 AM  

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Tuesday, July 20, 2004

Link 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 7/20/2004 02:24:00 PM

Funny Bipartison cartoon!

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Sunday, July 18, 2004

LETS CUT THROUGHT THE BULLSHIT 

# posted by DJ Booze Piñata @ 7/18/2004 01:48:00 PM

       When I left off I believe I was starting to talk about Tino and my relationship with him.  It all started in 5th grade when he joined my little league team, the Espisito Builders.  Our sponser was aparently a builder of some kind.  We never saw him but at the end of the season he got a trophy.  I never met Mr. Espisito but i assume he is an asshole and a shitty carpenter.  what a usless name for a little league team, and those fucking uncomfortable ass polyester uniforms, holy shit that sucked.  (im going to stop punctuating here cause it sucks without spell check shit)
 
      back to reality.  Tino was a small curly-haired greek boy that was not a very good baseball player.  he played outfield or some worthless position.  dont get me wrong i was a fat little bastard that they just stuck behind the plate.  i could hit the ball though and tino could not.  he was good times though and we had many a hi jinks in the dugout.  we convinced another kid to piss in a water bottle of another team mate and the kid drank it.  i would go over John bergans house after school so his parents could take me to practice.  a couple of times i went over tinos and we would go swimmin in the higg resvor.  his neighbors had a rope swing in their yard and let us use it. 
    my relationship with tino grew and continued for the rest of school and through college.  the first time i got drunk was at his place.  we were in 8th grade and decided to sample the liquor cabinet.  I puked and then we went for a hike.  we decided that we better sober up before his parents got home so we stuck our heads in the stream.  I ended up falling in the water and it was fucking cold as shit.  i convinced tino to jump in because his parents would think something was up if just one of us fell in. 
      we came back to the house drunk and soaked in the mid of february.  his parents did not notice a thing.  it was also here that i first smoked pot.  it was a couple of years later in high school me and my older brother Cain had gone over there after school and Cain was going to buy some pot.  he and tino's older brother went out in the woods and smoked while me and dirty t stayed behind. 
      i hinted that i wanted to smoke and tino packed up his brothers bong and we fired it up.  "some people say you dont get high your first time... not me, not us... we was really, REALLY high."  i think that is a rumor anyways people probably just arent smoking enough or arent doing it right.  that is why we used a bong.  there is not way to screw it up.  take a hit! if you still see smoke in the tube when you are done then your really not done yet are you.  lazy non bong clrearing mutherfuckers. ahahahahahahahahahaha. 
   Tino was the first and after i had become infected with this wonderful drug it quickly spread through our cirlce of friends and the rest was history.  our shall i say a blur.  what were we just talking about? ah yes High School.
 
      i think of myself as generally  a nice guy and fairly courtious of other peoples feelings....pause for confirmation...but in high school i was a bit of an asshole.  and worse when i got together with tino.  no one else's thoughts or opinions mattered except my and his.  that was the attitude.
 
     for this i apoligize, not to you personally of course, but to those that this story pertains.  if i have however offended you on other terms we will deal with that later.  i cant be held responsible for forgeting a girls name so let it go god damn it.  i have a friend called kolpak that i believe falls into this category.  he went to killingworth elementary school and i did not meet him until 7th grade. 
     middle school is a distant memory for me and i do not remember much except some isolated incidents: fights and other major events.  as high school began i played football as freshman as did kolpak.  i was not so nice to him and me and tino would kind of pick on him.  i did not have a problem with him personally but tino did not like him for one reason or another and i went along.  im not proud of this and i am sorry.  kolpak is one of my closest friends and i was a dick to him.  this man is my brother and nowadays i trust him with my life and it is sad to think about. 
 
sometimes you just got to keep on keeping on
i love you guys
 
keep the peace
later

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10 days in 60 minutes 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 7/18/2004 12:02:00 AM

Holy shit, I never realized how good “the Doors” movie really was.  Now, I know its 11:34 pm and I just got back from playing “setback”, and “Punchout” at Tinos, but,  uh…what was I going to say?  Oh yeah, the doors are cool.  Ever wonder how much Beavis and Butthead, southpark, and the simpsons have shaped our childhood?  They are responsible for 40% of our language dialogue.  You guys should travel.  Seroiusly everyone needs to step out of their world and into another for a while.  Its unhealthy not too.  I have this debate with myself all the time.  Should I move away and grow as a person and miss my friends and family?  Or should I stay here and build my life here with what I have (family, friends).  I think ive already decided.  It’s a tough one, but ive decided that personal growth is at the top of the list.  I cant tell you what being on my own for a bit did for my character.  You meet people, ideas, places, and you might even change your mind on some things.  I call it, “Broadening your horizons”.  Anyway, arguing that point is like arguing the point of life.  Theres a million angles.   Republicans never leave their world.  At least that’s a theory I have.  Maine was cool cause its Maine.  Maybe its not Maine, maybe its just that ive gone there for 22 out of 23 years of my life.  Its in my system.  It could be Bridgeport and still have the same meaning.  Weather sucked though, raining 90% of the time.  Very damp camping.  We should all go camping more- its like getting back to the roots.  Chumps upset that Bergan has been believing the Republican bullshit.  Well let me say this Chumpo,  In theory, Communism works, in theory Republicanism works, in theory Democratism works.  Point being theres a difference between having theorys and having something that’s practical.  Application and experience is what really counts.  But god damn it, Bush is a fucking moron- its so stiflingly clear its sickening.  Its been cool having a rattlesnake in my freezer for the previous 6 days.  Work is all right.  Not really challenging or engaging.  Doing cool stuff though.  Will I ever be happy?  Looney, Mo wedding coming up.  Are they registered?  Do you assholes even know what that means?  Is there a bachelor party?  Why did Czaja quit the army?  Honorable or dishonorable?  I shall ask him.  Will ron make it the meeting on time tomorrow?  Theres too many questions.  Not enough time.  I discovered why I like buddaism the best out of the religions=  least stress.  They don’t stress the past, whats done is done.  You cant change it so you might as well accept it.  It just leaves your mind clearer and less confused.  You move on.  Im on a rum and coke kick.  Ever since Kolpak made me that one with a cherry, I loved it.  The cherry was key.  I wonder if the 70s were really like they portray it in movies.  Seriously, a lot people were fucking doped out of there mind.  The circle is complete back to the doors movie.  I hate TV.  You would be surprised what else you would do if you cut it out of your life. And how much it would annoy you afterwords.   Im forcing a stop.

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Tuesday, July 13, 2004

Surprise porn @ 8:15am 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 7/13/2004 08:57:00 AM

damn, wasn't expecting it this early, but surprising none the less. When I came into work this morning I didn't have much to do so I took our office camera to take some pictures of a tubebundle for our advertising. It was sitting on TJ's desk so I unplugged it and walked into the shop, when I finally got it to turn on, I was surprised to be greeted by a large pair of titays' on the LCD. So i did what anyone else would have done. Naturally, I cycled through the rest of the pictures and needless to say there was an extensive photo album of a graphic encounter between TJ and his girlfriend. He's not here today so I'm thinking that he was just sloppy (pun intended) in covering his trail. I didn't tell anyone and I'm not going to bring it up, but I'd love to see the look on his face when frank asks him to take the tubebundle pictures that I took off the camera. Moral of the story, always destroy the evidence, first.

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so is she hot?

By  ron, at Tuesday, July 13, 2004 3:33:00 PM  

yes, yes she is.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Tuesday, July 13, 2004 4:17:00 PM  

take any good ones to share?

By  ron, at Tuesday, July 13, 2004 5:27:00 PM  

So...how graphic? And SAMSON!

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Monday, July 05, 2004

Keep writing assholes !!! 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 7/05/2004 11:28:00 PM

Keep chuggin boys. Make them storys full. Here is an exerp i felt like posting from mine...

"I wasn’t so comforted by the fact that Murphy’s brothers were going to be present, and no less, our social crutch. From what I knew, they were red-headed, Irish-blooded madmen. You see, Justin grew up in a family of three brothers, with him being the youngest. There was Eli, the oldest, and Kane, in the middle. All three brothers were commonly known assholes, but under it all were actually good guys. During the course of their upbringing, the brothers developed a fierce aggressive brutality for any other human being, including each other. I can remember being over Justin’s house while Kane and Eli laughingly, but seriously, played a game of “Ronny King” (that they proudly invented) on Ron. It was never fair for us being much younger. They always had the upper hand, and we just had to take it when it was dished. Justin of course took the worst of their assertive behavior being the younger sibling. Years later I never understood why he would eat with such consumptive voracity in the dining hall in college. I soon pieced it together that a dinner growing up with the Murphy brothers was much like that of a pack of hyenas tearing on their prey. Justin was preconditioned for survival of the fittest. It explained why he always took the most and finished first while looking around trying to intimidate anyone he gazed upon. Justin came out the winner, however, and is now the biggest and strongest of the three brothers.
Luckily, John’s brother was far less of a threat. John was from a family of five boys, him being the second youngest. He also interestingly later developed to be the black sheep of the family. All older brothers were popular, good looking, athletic, easy going nice guys. John possessed all of those qualities, but either did not know it, or preferred to use them in different ways. Zach, who was the brother attending the party, was the typical Bergan."

Meeting next weekend TBD

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Are you guys doing to ask permission to use all those names and likenesses in your book, for your profit?

By  Anonymous, at Tuesday, July 06, 2004 10:18:00 PM  

Huh?
Are you talking about making money off of other peoples characters? Or just if we are going to ask the people when we use their name?

Enough with the anonymous....

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Thursday, July 01, 2004

i'm too drunk... 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 7/01/2004 11:59:00 PM

ok, lets get this straight.

sox suck.



and every wind on down the road. i shold have stolen our soul. i'm too drunk for the story i told, i think i'll vote for bob dole!!.

i had a sweet dream last night where my dad took me to a strip club that existed in theback of a toy store. it was a sweet brothel, and it happened to turn out that kate cavenaugh was the hostest. i proceded to have too much sex with two asian chicks and enjoyed the dream. reguardless, i feel as though i should be held responsible. i'm horny and kate seemed to be the only chick me and my dad could agree on. any dream experts out there are welcomed to help wit this.

happy about the progess of the book. its going to get done. end of story.

john flearity just bought himself the rest of the season in NY. so did heredia.

can't focus to write. stop.

stop.

stop.

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