The Workermonkey

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

@ 1:30am and drunk, i'm still smarter then manchesters finests 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 7/21/2004 02:06:00 AM

so i went out wit hnancy and her friend sue tonight. we went to a driving range and then to a bar. after the bar it was determined that i was inded the most sober because i was the largest of the three so i drove. not having any clue where i was going i relied on sue for directions back to her house. on hte way we were stopped at a DUI check point. having no fear, i managed to sweet talk my way out of the construction lane i had driven down right in front of the cops. I managed to back up intot a cone and knock it oer right infron t of three cops looking for DUI's. I got angry when one of them jumped infront of the car and started yelling at me for knocking over the cone. I was drunk. lets get that one out of the way.
He came over to the window of the car and i was pissed. he yelled at me and i yelled at him. part of my excuse was that i was from VT adn driving these two lovley ladies home. pluse i got in a very heated debate about how the legal DUI limit was too low for anyone to pass. some how i won and they leyt me go. after that i drove sue and nancy home nad then myself. i agued my way out of a brethalizer and oput smarted some dick cop. I straight up told him f he was looking to arrest me the nhe would have already. i'm a fucking genius, if you need more clarification, call me because i'm still drunk and roudy after i out witted the ciops while drunk. suck it bitches. I"M THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!! EVEN DRUNK! BIATCH!.

1 comments

! Yeah we are going to need more detail on this one friend. Lets hear the sober version

By  Brancibeer, at Wednesday, July 21, 2004 8:11:00 AM  

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