The Workermonkey

Saturday, July 28, 2007

better then expected. 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 7/28/2007 12:23:00 PM

my god, this thing is incredible. better than i expected. first thing first. the people. this con isn't about comics and stuff as much as it is moveing people around. the SD convention center has done a good job but simply moving ten feet can be a chore at times. the convention center is enormuse and there is so much to see you actually can't do it all in one day. or two. i'm headed back for day three soon. its been incredible and i'll have pictures when i get back. one of the best things so far is how approachable everyone is. and i mean everyone, no matter how pop;ular, famous or crazy. i've met a dozen or so people i never imagined and actually got within a few feet of Stan "the man" Lee himself. my monkey knife fights shirt was a hit with the Penny Arcade guys who mistook it for monkey ninjas. i met this cool guy, james sime, who used to write an onlione collum about selling comics and stuff. i was just walking past him out side the CC and stopped him to say hi and ask why he wasn't writing the collum any more. he was real cool. i spent a few minutes talking to this awesome painter Greg horn, and it was great. its so easy to meet people here its unbelieveable. i'm glad i can't smoke out here cause i don't think i could handle this thing high. its just too much and moving around takes a focused effort. stopping at a booth, in an aisle, or anywhere is dangerous. and watch out for flying props, the costumes are great. i'll have more when i get back but this is something you should all experience at least once. even if you hate comics, there is more then enough other stuff for everyone here. movies companies rule this place now so it is very accesable to everyone. i love it.

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Friday, July 27, 2007

Dear Democratic Presidental Contenders, 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 7/27/2007 10:11:00 AM

Don't fuck it up.

~Brancibeer

ps- Clinton in 08'

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Wednesday, July 25, 2007

House 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 7/25/2007 11:35:00 PM

So I put down an offer and it was accepted. In 4 weeks i should be moved into this:



It was essentially everything i was looking for. A little high on the price range, but i can do it. My god...what have i done.

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wow that's a nice garage

By  Damon, at Thursday, July 26, 2007 7:14:00 AM  

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Tuesday, July 24, 2007

A real japanese hero 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 7/24/2007 11:21:00 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1anoHXphvas

This guy is sweet.

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San Diego Comicon '07 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 7/24/2007 10:11:00 PM

Fuck yeah. Later this week i will be fulfilling a life long dream by attending the mecca of pop culture, San Diego Comicon 2007. i'm flying out Thursday morning and arriving at the con at around 1:00. Dork fest ensues. I fly home on Monday. something about wine on Sunday. check out the link and look at this thing. its incredible. I'm giddy.

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You sir, are a moron.

By  Brancibeer, at Tuesday, July 24, 2007 11:23:00 PM  

enjoy!

By  josh, at Wednesday, July 25, 2007 12:14:00 AM  

branci, go fuck yourself. starting tomorrow i will be crossing of an item on my list of stuff to do before i die. i read about this thing every year and get a fanboy hard-on. now i'm going to it.

PS: if you go with any name containing the "allofher" or "oliver" phrase i will slap you with your own cock, cause you won't need it anymore. i'm rooting for Throbert Frost.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, July 25, 2007 6:25:00 PM  

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Monday, July 16, 2007

I need your creativity 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 7/16/2007 09:08:00 PM

Alright workermonkeys (or unemployedmonkeys). I'm in need of some assistance. Here's the deal. I've decided to volunteer here in town for the local Rollerderby team. Yes, womans Rollerderby. I've befriended some derby girls & gone to a couple bouts. I've decided that i would like to become a rollerderby ref for 3 main reasons- exercise, meeting people, and fun. Those are good reasons.

So why do you care? Well friend, I need some help coming up with a proper rollerderby ref name. What better minds do i have to draw from than your own? I'm looking for something that is:
1) funny
2) intimidating
3) a sexual innuendo

Help a Brancibeer out! Look here for whats taken or for ideas. Here's some possibilities that have been brainstormed already:
-Peter Pain
-Octupussy Prime
-Lance Strongcock
-Throbbert Frost
-Richard Hung
-Oliver Tits, Oliher Tits
-All-Over-Her Tits
-Legally Incoxicated
-Arse-hole Schwartz-n-nail-her
-Crueleus SeizeHer
-InspectHerGadget (already taken, but thought i'd throw it out there for ideas)
-Dildo Baggins, Dildo Boobins (or a variation of that)
-The Big Throbowski
-The Penal-izer
-Analf HitHer
-Hand'n'ball LicktHer, Haniball Lickter (maybe for a girl...)
-Karcocktee Kid
-Malicious B
-Gorge Bush


Keep them coming!!

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hi there mister. just looked at your blog, it's been awhile. nice topic; i had to throw in my two cents. out of the list you've got going, i like the big throbowski best. if i think of something new i'll come back and leave another comment. sounds like you're having fun branci baby, keep it up :)

By  sadielady, at Tuesday, July 17, 2007 12:25:00 AM  

Thanks Sadie. I think you would be good at this sort of thing. Oh i remembered another one:

-Cravin LaPuse

By  Brancibeer, at Tuesday, July 17, 2007 1:17:00 PM  

don't forget the poll

cravin; the pussy hunter
ruleher brancicock, lord of the pussy kingdom
ass spackle
generic sexual euphemism #17

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Tuesday, July 17, 2007 5:53:00 PM  

I will only help on the condition that you wear cut off jeans while refereeing.

Humpire Dick Cheney

By  Tino, at Wednesday, July 18, 2007 5:30:00 PM  

Oliver Clothesoff

By  Brancibeer, at Thursday, July 19, 2007 12:58:00 AM  

Dick Pound
Pete Creamer Jr.
Jay Ramshaw (actual name of some guy)
Edward Penishands (not mine)
Dr Hungwell
Billy Pistols

By  ron, at Thursday, July 19, 2007 9:45:00 PM  

johnson thunderstick

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, August 01, 2007 5:49:00 PM  

Tank Package

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, August 01, 2007 6:39:00 PM  

Donkey Punch

By  Brancibeer, at Saturday, August 18, 2007 6:31:00 PM  

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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

retarded squirrels 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 7/11/2007 06:05:00 PM

waking up to a noise in the kitchen isn't a big deal around here anymore with a cat. he's constantly knocking stuff over or playing with things that make noise. well today i woke up to a racket in the kitchen. coming around the corner i noticed the cat looking up at the window on the side. where, to my surprise, was a squirrel, stuck between the screen and the middle half of the window that was half open, on the inside. he was trying to get out and running back and forth from one side of the window to the other, over and over again in the same pattern. the window was half up so all he had to do was drop down 6 inches and he'd be gone. i opened the slider door and made a little path to lead him outside. grabbed the broom and fucking went at him between the windows. well, lets put it this way, that fucker could move fast enough to get around the broom and still stay in the window. so i stopped. it had already been about 5 minutes and i was going to be late for work. so i closed the window and went to take a shower. i left the cat in charge of the situation as he was wildly intent on staring at the squirrel from the kitchen floor. in the shower i decided to call the maintenance guy and see if he was around, i didn't want to cut a hole in the screen with out at least seeing if he had a better option. instead i got an answering service and some girl who sounded about 14. i told her of the situation, she sounded perplexed. i said if she couldn't get the guy to forget about it. must have been the strangest call of the day for her.

i went back into the kitchen after my shower to pretty much the same situation. cat looking at the squirrel in the window. it looks like the squirrel chewed a hole in the other window and was after either the cat food or something else. so, i grabbed a kitchen knife, opened the window a few inches and cut the corner out of the screen, then closed the window. moving the window didn't seem to phase the squirrel. it took him about 30 full seconds to realize he could get out, then another 30 to actually go out the whole. of course, i didn't exactly leave him with the best path down, its just a shear vinyl sided wall. he held on for like 5 seconds before doing a reverse swan dive to the ground and landing on all fours. bolted into the woods and immediately starting crying out in pain. it was one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life. it was graceful and fulfilling.

i got the squirrel out with minimal hassle, kept my cool, and totally fucked him into leaping from the second story where he hurt himself. my final revenge. i hope that fucking retard is dead.

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hahahaha that's awesome

By  josh, at Wednesday, July 11, 2007 10:48:00 PM  

Nice, but it's unlikely he's dead, more than once I've seen a squirrel survive falling from power lines onto pavement.

By  Damon, at Thursday, July 12, 2007 7:35:00 AM  

...and thats why every household in America needs at least a BB gun.

By  ron, at Saturday, July 14, 2007 6:09:00 PM  

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Monday, July 09, 2007

Raw Meat! 

# posted by ron @ 7/09/2007 11:32:00 PM

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nice...i hope you're not on the DL for too long

By  josh, at Tuesday, July 10, 2007 8:50:00 AM  

Yeah...thats just what i want to see...

By  Brancibeer, at Tuesday, July 10, 2007 4:29:00 PM  

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Friday, July 06, 2007

Summer just ain't blogging season 

# posted by Damon @ 7/06/2007 03:51:00 PM

Which makes it tough for a long time unemployed loser such as myself to pass the days. No stories from the 4th? No cool vacations? Give me something to read.

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It's not our fault your so lame.

By  ron, at Monday, July 09, 2007 11:32:00 PM  

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