The Workermonkey

Monday, July 16, 2007

I need your creativity 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 7/16/2007 09:08:00 PM

Alright workermonkeys (or unemployedmonkeys). I'm in need of some assistance. Here's the deal. I've decided to volunteer here in town for the local Rollerderby team. Yes, womans Rollerderby. I've befriended some derby girls & gone to a couple bouts. I've decided that i would like to become a rollerderby ref for 3 main reasons- exercise, meeting people, and fun. Those are good reasons.

So why do you care? Well friend, I need some help coming up with a proper rollerderby ref name. What better minds do i have to draw from than your own? I'm looking for something that is:
1) funny
2) intimidating
3) a sexual innuendo

Help a Brancibeer out! Look here for whats taken or for ideas. Here's some possibilities that have been brainstormed already:
-Peter Pain
-Octupussy Prime
-Lance Strongcock
-Throbbert Frost
-Richard Hung
-Oliver Tits, Oliher Tits
-All-Over-Her Tits
-Legally Incoxicated
-Arse-hole Schwartz-n-nail-her
-Crueleus SeizeHer
-InspectHerGadget (already taken, but thought i'd throw it out there for ideas)
-Dildo Baggins, Dildo Boobins (or a variation of that)
-The Big Throbowski
-The Penal-izer
-Analf HitHer
-Hand'n'ball LicktHer, Haniball Lickter (maybe for a girl...)
-Karcocktee Kid
-Malicious B
-Gorge Bush


Keep them coming!!

9 comments

hi there mister. just looked at your blog, it's been awhile. nice topic; i had to throw in my two cents. out of the list you've got going, i like the big throbowski best. if i think of something new i'll come back and leave another comment. sounds like you're having fun branci baby, keep it up :)

By  sadielady, at Tuesday, July 17, 2007 12:25:00 AM  

Thanks Sadie. I think you would be good at this sort of thing. Oh i remembered another one:

-Cravin LaPuse

By  Brancibeer, at Tuesday, July 17, 2007 1:17:00 PM  

don't forget the poll

cravin; the pussy hunter
ruleher brancicock, lord of the pussy kingdom
ass spackle
generic sexual euphemism #17

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Tuesday, July 17, 2007 5:53:00 PM  

I will only help on the condition that you wear cut off jeans while refereeing.

Humpire Dick Cheney

By  Tino, at Wednesday, July 18, 2007 5:30:00 PM  

Oliver Clothesoff

By  Brancibeer, at Thursday, July 19, 2007 12:58:00 AM  

Dick Pound
Pete Creamer Jr.
Jay Ramshaw (actual name of some guy)
Edward Penishands (not mine)
Dr Hungwell
Billy Pistols

By  ron, at Thursday, July 19, 2007 9:45:00 PM  

johnson thunderstick

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, August 01, 2007 5:49:00 PM  

Tank Package

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, August 01, 2007 6:39:00 PM  

Donkey Punch

By  Brancibeer, at Saturday, August 18, 2007 6:31:00 PM  

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