The Workermonkey

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

My House, Friday 

# posted by NoBrainRequired @ 1/26/2011 05:07:00 PM

No wife, no kid.
Bring two cans of monster.

I'll setup Pubheim.... plus I found a good use for the snow.

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i hope it's to store beer. i'll bring too much.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, January 26, 2011 7:59:00 PM  

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Saturday, January 15, 2011

Prostitutita 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 1/15/2011 12:33:00 AM

do you have anything to add after that?
no thats not how you do that
how do you do it
fine you want to know how its done
(burp)
i'm at like a seven, like a seven drunk
are you sniffing my glove?
don't question a person with a big flat piece of leather.
obviously your playing with my dick in the middle of the night, please wake me up before any such incidents occur
i don't like that guy either
i think we should get rid of that shit
that green box? that's what you want gone?
its like nutty right ? it starts to make sense,  then it goes cursory, was it worth me using those efforts? it has to be about you, i think its very interesting to be able to push realities, quote me on that one, even put quotes on that one, because i don't know , i don't know exactly HOW LoNG I'MN GOING OT LIVE, ITS NOT LIKE O SMOKE METH OR DO HEROIN OR ANything terrible. i'm good enough to be chairman on a couple of  things, please help me put on that one i wouldn't trade any of that for anything, because there are so many crazy fucking bastards that can run so fast, they can run like a 4.7 40, they can run that fast but hey can only play day games because of their medication.

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"because there are so many crazy fucking bastards that can run so fast, they can run like a 4.7 40, they can run that fast but hey can only play day games because of their medication."

BUUUAHAHAHahahahahahah thats a solid ten!

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Saturday, January 15, 2011 12:36:00 AM  

did you get drunk with a hooker? or did you get drunk and then get a hooker?

By  T, at Saturday, January 15, 2011 9:40:00 AM  

Oh come one! Don't be embaressed! Believe me, I'd be jealous, you have no idea how much pussy costs me.

By  T, at Wednesday, January 19, 2011 8:36:00 PM  

ya thats true, ive seen it in action, damn....

By  wyld, at Wednesday, January 19, 2011 9:27:00 PM  

He doesn't appear to be responding. Maybe the hooker donkey punched him and stole all his money. Someone should probably check on him.

By  B, at Wednesday, January 19, 2011 10:44:00 PM  

Seriously, I'm starting to worry too!

Don't make me call your mom.

By  T, at Thursday, January 20, 2011 8:45:00 AM  

please don't call my mom. i'm alive.

this rant is almost entirely kolpak word for word. i was just typing as he was rambling. i spent the entire next day hugging the toilet. the damage was above average for the night.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, January 26, 2011 8:03:00 PM  

Only a 7 huh. That means like a 9 for K

By  B, at Thursday, January 27, 2011 12:38:00 PM  

Unfortunetly, you're a little late. You should have heard the reaction when I told her that Brian thought a hooker might have killed you. It turns out, your father doesnt have much of a sense of humor either. Anyways, good luck explaining to them why we all thought it seemed perfectly normal for you to get a hooker. See you friday.

By  T, at Thursday, January 27, 2011 4:53:00 PM  

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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Guess i'm not going anywhere 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 1/12/2011 10:30:00 AM

Holy crap its a lot of snow. they actually stopped plowing and clearing the complex i live in. they just couldn't keep up and no one is going anywhere. the snow blowers stopped at 7 this morning and everyone just stayed in side.

I was watching the local news and they had this guy driving around the roads showing footage of the traffic and plows and how bad the roads were. they eventually came across a pack of snow plows with a big rig tailgating the plows and at one point trying to pass them. the reporter kept following the truck and saying how stupid the driver was and how bad it was to be driving like that. the funny part was that he was tailgating the truck trying to get the story, making the whole situation more dangerous than it had to be. i still hate the local news.

No work today. it was actually canceled. I've never worked at a place which closes for snow. it doesn't feel right. its a perfect opportunity to play video games all day though...

I think its time to go build a fort...

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yeah, i was shocked, we were shut down today too. i don't know if our office has ever been shut down before here, certainly not since 2007. the most we ever have is a 2 hr delay. anyone driving around here today will be good for business. the dogs and i took it easy too. today's big activities were shoveling and making sausage and peppers in the crock pot.

By  josh, at Wednesday, January 12, 2011 8:49:00 PM  

Apparently Florida is the only state that does not have snow. It's still frikkin cold though.

By  Brancibeer, at Thursday, January 13, 2011 1:44:00 PM  

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Sunday, January 02, 2011

THE DEATH OF CIV5.... for those that care. 

# posted by wyldshaman @ 1/02/2011 09:42:00 AM

"What Went Wrong," by Sulla, good article on what the fuck happened.


One unit per tile... Thats a good idea......

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wow, fixed the picture size, that was driving me nuts.

yeah, i have to admit, i've not played civ 5 in months. since i bought a tv and ps3 i've found no time for it. i'll get back to it. i always come back to civ. there's just something else i have to finish first...

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Tuesday, January 04, 2011 9:43:00 PM  

Thanks, that was annoying me too

By  Brancibeer, at Thursday, January 06, 2011 3:28:00 PM  

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batman; you tempting devil! 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 1/02/2011 01:08:00 AM

i download music around twice a year. once every 6 months i'll catch up on the music i have on my list. the list that tells me what i hear on the radio i that i want to hear again. cross them off the list when they show up on my itunes. thats my music pattern. lather, rinse, repeat.

batman is almost empty.

rough week for uconn. the women lost, the men got beat up and the football program got thumped as expectecd, still, the women broke a record set to stand for decades and the football team made its first BCS game by winning the big east. fuck yeah.

mickey mouse juice from a spiderman glass. no i don't have any kids. there's rum in it.

dear G4 TV, you suck

i think G4 can be a great  vessel for a portion of modern pop culture. they handle conventions really well which is great, i would keep that going, x play and AOTS are great  shows to keep going forward. after that they suck. cops, cheaters, campus PD, and ninja warrior reruns can only get you so far. why doesn't balir butler have 30 minutes to talk comics every week? what isn't PATV on cable yet? those guys are legends in the making already. plus they have a solid online show and following already. add the guild to that and there's an hour of original TV every week for G4. just pull good internet shows that already exist online to your existing TV network. G4 should be that bridge between internet fame and legit cable TV fame. they can have shows like Tosh.0 (web soup) and be great. why isn't here a video game reality show? or nightly game show a la jeopardy? nightly gaming news? AOTS. nightly reviews? Xplay. theres easily enough existing content on the web to fill 30 minutes a night with stuff like PATV and Blamimations. hire me to be your CEO i can do better.

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you had me for most of this. i don't watch g4 often, though occasionally they do show arrested development reruns.

By  josh, at Sunday, January 02, 2011 10:43:00 AM  

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