The Workermonkey

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Prostitutita 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 1/15/2011 12:33:00 AM

do you have anything to add after that?
no thats not how you do that
how do you do it
fine you want to know how its done
(burp)
i'm at like a seven, like a seven drunk
are you sniffing my glove?
don't question a person with a big flat piece of leather.
obviously your playing with my dick in the middle of the night, please wake me up before any such incidents occur
i don't like that guy either
i think we should get rid of that shit
that green box? that's what you want gone?
its like nutty right ? it starts to make sense,  then it goes cursory, was it worth me using those efforts? it has to be about you, i think its very interesting to be able to push realities, quote me on that one, even put quotes on that one, because i don't know , i don't know exactly HOW LoNG I'MN GOING OT LIVE, ITS NOT LIKE O SMOKE METH OR DO HEROIN OR ANything terrible. i'm good enough to be chairman on a couple of  things, please help me put on that one i wouldn't trade any of that for anything, because there are so many crazy fucking bastards that can run so fast, they can run like a 4.7 40, they can run that fast but hey can only play day games because of their medication.

9 comments

"because there are so many crazy fucking bastards that can run so fast, they can run like a 4.7 40, they can run that fast but hey can only play day games because of their medication."

BUUUAHAHAHahahahahahah thats a solid ten!

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Saturday, January 15, 2011 12:36:00 AM  

did you get drunk with a hooker? or did you get drunk and then get a hooker?

By  T, at Saturday, January 15, 2011 9:40:00 AM  

Oh come one! Don't be embaressed! Believe me, I'd be jealous, you have no idea how much pussy costs me.

By  T, at Wednesday, January 19, 2011 8:36:00 PM  

ya thats true, ive seen it in action, damn....

By  wyld, at Wednesday, January 19, 2011 9:27:00 PM  

He doesn't appear to be responding. Maybe the hooker donkey punched him and stole all his money. Someone should probably check on him.

By  B, at Wednesday, January 19, 2011 10:44:00 PM  

Seriously, I'm starting to worry too!

Don't make me call your mom.

By  T, at Thursday, January 20, 2011 8:45:00 AM  

please don't call my mom. i'm alive.

this rant is almost entirely kolpak word for word. i was just typing as he was rambling. i spent the entire next day hugging the toilet. the damage was above average for the night.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, January 26, 2011 8:03:00 PM  

Only a 7 huh. That means like a 9 for K

By  B, at Thursday, January 27, 2011 12:38:00 PM  

Unfortunetly, you're a little late. You should have heard the reaction when I told her that Brian thought a hooker might have killed you. It turns out, your father doesnt have much of a sense of humor either. Anyways, good luck explaining to them why we all thought it seemed perfectly normal for you to get a hooker. See you friday.

By  T, at Thursday, January 27, 2011 4:53:00 PM  

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