The Workermonkey

Sunday, March 29, 2009

The doctor makes his address 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 3/29/2009 10:25:00 PM

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nice work kolpak

By  Brancibeer, at Sunday, March 29, 2009 10:38:00 PM  

I mean Colpak...

By  Brancibeer, at Monday, March 30, 2009 11:36:00 PM  

Hhahahahahahahaha. I dont know who to laugh about first.

B - tell me your joking about the respelling...

J - Very proud of you but still need to break balls... Shave next time you come around looking for a handout ;-) Otherwise get your gold bricking ass out of my nice beach community...

By  T, at Tuesday, March 31, 2009 7:37:00 PM  

the spelling error was by the people who recorded the thing and then posted it. they spelled his name wrong multiple times.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, April 01, 2009 5:53:00 PM  

Good Lord! I didnt even see that. Too bad. Sorry Branci.

By  T, at Wednesday, April 01, 2009 8:22:00 PM  

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Saturday, March 28, 2009

Online Lifes 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 3/28/2009 06:03:00 PM

how many online life's do you have? how many social networking, email, RSS, connections, contacts,logins, Etc. do you have? i spent a few hours today updating some of mine and adding another. I put the effort into my LinkedIn profile (hand in hand with a nice resume update) and signed up for Facebook. I've been trying to consolidate my contact info that i have in about 10 different locations. gmail, two hotmails (one for crap and the other legit) work email. plaxo, linkedin and now facebook has it. I have contacts for a bunch of people that are outdated and pieces of all of them one palce or another. even some i'd forgotten about like stumbleupon.

this seems to be the new online life. info everywhere, using 10 programs to contact 1000 people. eventually i think we'll all have one online ID, like a liscense or social security number. it'll link to everything. like your google account does. they'll track everything you do easier.  i have a Nextel for work so you can GPS my location at any given moment. thinking of killing a hooker tonight? have to remember to leave the celly at home or they'll know your there. your bank accounts will be linked to your cell phone (already true) and more info than you can keep track of about yourself will be readiliy available. 

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i have 2, the 2 big ones -- myspace and facebook. initially i liked myspace better despite the reputation for stalking and sex predators because it was (and probably still is) easier to customize your profile/info your own way. there are a lot more options, whereas facebook is much more regulated in format and "applications". most facebook applications are strange, useless, and largely ineffective, and often you need to agree to add stuff to your profile to use them.

however, i now use facebook quite frequently because that seems to be the networking site of choice for our generation. i dont view the choice to mainly use facebook as wholly my own, but since i want to keep in touch i use what more people do. facebook is improving a bit and adding more features (features myspace has always allowed, ironically), so i do like it better than i used to. i only log onto myspace 1-2 times per month to see if there's anything from friends who don't have facebook.

By  josh, at Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:02:00 PM  

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Friday, March 13, 2009

Finally.... 

# posted by ron @ 3/13/2009 10:46:00 PM

I was just driving to work the other day, stopping to get my D&D coffee when I heard this bang on the side of my car. I mean I saw this dude riding a bike but wtf right? He's like going 2 mph or something. I guess I hit him. I mean I heard the bang, I stopped the car and this dude was staring at me through the window. He rolled around in front of the car and then banged his fist on my hood, left a big fucking dent. WTF dude? Don't touch my car. I'll run your ass over. You are on a fucking bike, like stop and shit when I'm turning to get my coffee.

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Fucking pansy bikers

By  Brancibeer, at Saturday, March 14, 2009 9:14:00 AM  

if that were in RI, that guy would already have an attorney

By  josh, at Saturday, March 14, 2009 11:40:00 AM  

Sounds like a typical bastard...dont be afraid to get out and stop that dude. Technically when he hit your car with his fist he assaulted you and you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of him and call it self-defence. "I was afraid for my life" or some other bullshit you tell the cops. No one fucks with Ron's coffee!

By  Anonymous, at Sunday, March 15, 2009 3:59:00 AM  

You guys missed the ironic title.

I was the one who got nailed by the car on my bike.

By  ron, at Tuesday, March 17, 2009 10:41:00 PM  

Yeah, I didn't get that until I talked to you tonight.

By  Brancibeer, at Tuesday, March 17, 2009 11:19:00 PM  

I knew you wrote it as the other person and you were the cyclist, but also assumed all the comments were written in the same ironic style. Who could think a semi pro cyclist would write about another cyclist like that? Oh yeah, people who drive cars.

By  Damon, at Wednesday, March 18, 2009 8:14:00 PM  

upon first read my thought was this is just the perfect definition of irony. i guess its a little too perfect.

you wouldn't have gotten hit if you'd just moved out of his way. stupid bikes.

ifs thats the only time you've been hit consider yourself lucky and move on.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Saturday, March 28, 2009 7:27:00 PM  

How stupid of me not to just move out of his way...

I'll remember that for next time.

By  ron, at Sunday, March 29, 2009 1:28:00 PM  

I have actually never been hit by a car, but I've hit one. Totally my fault and I just about t-boned it before flying off my bike and landing near the back of the car. The driver was pretty pissed, but I was like "um, you can't see anything wrong with your car and I'm bleeding so how about we just go our separate ways?"

In case you're wondering how it happened, I had cut onto a sidewalk and was re-entering the road off a tall curb. One of my pedals hit the curb though and directed my bike almost perpendicular to the road. It was raining, so I couldn't turn the bike fast enough to avoid the oncoming car, and I slide right into the driver door. Incidentally, I've hit a pedestrian too, but very lightly and they admitted total fault.

By  Damon, at Monday, March 30, 2009 8:20:00 AM  

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