The Workermonkey

Monday, October 22, 2012

Emancipation! 

# posted by NoBrainRequired @ 10/22/2012 06:37:00 PM

With any luck, November 3rd is looking like the magic date. I'll keep the kids for the weekend, and the next weekend they'll be with her. I declare that weekend to be "FREEDOM WEEKEND", pretty subdued nothing crazy. Got to get my bachelor legs before I really start to tear shit up. Going to watch "Old School".

Nov 9th, Mr Matt Barone will be accompying me to a Uconn game.
November 10, the beer pong table gets assembled.
November 11, football.

Also, signed up for a yoga class. And a meditation class. Going to buy a guitar. Motorcycle. Yup, bachelorhood.

6 comments

you realize nov. 3rd and 4th is national Tim Looney day part one and two correct?

you're not getting away from us that weekend. plans are ensuing. if the kids are there we're just going to have to work with that on the fly. its freedom weekend and that means party time, excellent. woo woo woo. you're getting hammered.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Monday, October 22, 2012 9:28:00 PM  

I demand loose women and scotch... both aged at least 18 years.

Who is in? There will be funneling and beer-shotgunning as well as flipcup and beer pong. All at the same time!

Seriously, put the word out, I need moral support...

By  Boner_Rage, at Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:05:00 PM  

So uh, what's this all about then? Are you getting a divorce??

By  BB, at Tuesday, October 23, 2012 9:17:00 PM  

Yup.

By  Anonymous, at Thursday, October 25, 2012 7:47:00 PM  

Can't talk about it on social media. Call Supreme Monkey Overlord, he can fill you in on the details.

By  Anonymous, at Thursday, October 25, 2012 7:48:00 PM  

First in, First Out, HOOAH!

By  wyldshaman, at Monday, October 29, 2012 9:34:00 AM  

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