# posted by NoBrainRequired @ 12/23/2010 08:39:00 AM
The pole is up (and I mean up.....;-). Before we have our traditional Festivus dinner, there will be the airing of grievences and then feats of strength.
Matt, I'll start with you. You're a total disappointment.
Ok, now its Jesse's turn... Jess, you also are a total disappointment.
I demand more dorkness in 2011.
Ron, disappointment.
Josh, disappointment.
Brian - now married - dissappointment.
Kolpak, dissappointment.
Tino, two cunt hairs away from being a dissappointment.
This is only going to continue until one of you can wrestle me to the floor.
stop crying and fight your father!
the women of my house dont seem to like Festivus.