The Workermonkey

Friday, December 31, 2010

Welcome To The Jungle 

# posted by wyldshaman @ 12/31/2010 01:51:00 PM

We've got fun 'n' games,

We got everything you want,

We even know their names.

Mr. & Mrs. Panda,

Mrs. Froggy,

Mr. Monkey,

Raddle and Flip.

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cute

By  bb, at Friday, December 31, 2010 2:05:00 PM  

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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Ok, its a slow day... 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 12/29/2010 03:54:00 PM

How to blow a turkey call

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Sounds about right... 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 12/29/2010 12:55:00 PM

Half Of 26-Year-Old's Memories Nintendo-Related

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Monday, December 27, 2010

Thoughts on New Years Eve Party? 

# posted by NoBrainRequired @ 12/27/2010 07:35:00 PM

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are you offering?

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Tuesday, December 28, 2010 3:50:00 PM  

We were thinking about it, but now we are all very sick. And I don't have a baby sitter that night, and a party would be tough on a sick baby.

And the house is a disaster and none of us feel like cleaning.

On the other hand, you know Sweetpea is going to need some one to kiss at midnight.

And there are a lot of Black Op fans that need lessons.

So, if you had no where else to go, I might be willing to open my home to a friend or two and we could drink beer and whiskey and kill.

By  T, at Wednesday, December 29, 2010 9:39:00 AM  

Scratch that. Dr Mom says we're too sick to have friends over.

By  T, at Thursday, December 30, 2010 2:16:00 PM  

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Friday, December 24, 2010

Official Festivus Pole! 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 12/24/2010 10:56:00 AM

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Looks like a broom handle...

By  Branciteam, at Sunday, December 26, 2010 5:51:00 PM  

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Thursday, December 23, 2010

Happy Festivus! 

# posted by NoBrainRequired @ 12/23/2010 08:39:00 AM

The pole is up (and I mean up.....;-). Before we have our traditional Festivus dinner, there will be the airing of grievences and then feats of strength.

Matt, I'll start with you. You're a total disappointment.
Ok, now its Jesse's turn... Jess, you also are a total disappointment.
I demand more dorkness in 2011.

Ron, disappointment.
Josh, disappointment.
Brian - now married - dissappointment.
Kolpak, dissappointment.
Tino, two cunt hairs away from being a dissappointment.

This is only going to continue until one of you can wrestle me to the floor.

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By  josh, at Friday, December 24, 2010 11:41:00 AM  

stop crying and fight your father!

By  josh, at Friday, December 24, 2010 11:42:00 AM  

the women of my house dont seem to like Festivus.

By  wyldshaman, at Saturday, December 25, 2010 10:24:00 PM  

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Saturday, December 11, 2010

Hey Matt, Level 50! 

# posted by NoBrainRequired @ 12/11/2010 10:29:00 AM

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Preggosaur weighs in at level 40, please tell me your doing better than her at least.

By  NoBrainRequired, at Saturday, December 11, 2010 10:30:00 AM  

Now Prestige 12, Mo 41.


I'm assuming by your silence that you have killed yourself out of shame.

By  T, at Sunday, December 12, 2010 5:41:00 PM  

Prestige 18
and
Level 43

Your vagina gets wider by the moment.

By  T, at Monday, December 13, 2010 6:21:00 PM  

Tim, how do you have time for all these games with a kid and one on the way?

By  Branciteam, at Wednesday, December 15, 2010 4:35:00 PM  

its called working from home.

i'm only at lvl 22 right now, i haven't been playing as much. I've also been playing FF13 a little. work's been a bitch lately due to some poor holiday planning. no one understood that doubling your output in December was a bad idea when it's a short month. twice as many problems in half the amount of time.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, December 15, 2010 7:12:00 PM  

Branci,
Its called a time dilation potion. Mix equal parts whiskey and weed, stir in a dash of working at home. Garnesh with awesome killing power. Try it! Goes great with sedentary lifestyles.

PS: I get alot of gaming in during baby naps and after night night time.

Matt,
Just come over and play. Forget about work. My time dilation device will help relieve your work stress.

By  T, at Wednesday, December 15, 2010 8:02:00 PM  

Its July... 1939, we are massed at the Polish boarder, mobilized, no march orders yet, something about Radar installations being installed along the north coast. With our superior interceptors i dont know what the Fuhrer has to worry about. I saw one of our new heavy tanks the other day, a "Lion," big and slow, nice to have them around, i know the lowlifes wont be shooting at me. Officers everywhere, i still dont see their purpose, now the nice new guns and gear, that helps. Ok, thats all for now, see you in a few weeks.
... The Eastern Front

(Whats crazy is, the war should have started and im wondering if u can play a HOI3 game without WW2 actually starting?)

By  wyldshaman, at Wednesday, December 15, 2010 9:39:00 PM  

Jess,
Did you trigger the Austria, Czeck and Rhineland events? I believe those are required to force the war. Otherwise, the onus is on you.

By  T, at Thursday, December 16, 2010 8:18:00 AM  

August 1939,
We took Warsaw in a fortnight, Krakow fell days later and with it all of Poland. We hear Amsterdam is surrounded and Luxembourg was overrun in days. We are unsure of our future orders, but the Russian front is close now. I dont think i will be home for some time, take care.
-The Eastern Front

(I had Austria/Czech but what interests me, what if Germany played an economic/diplomatic game, would it be possible without all out war, to win via diplomacy? I may have to try.)

By  wyld, at Thursday, December 16, 2010 11:11:00 PM  

If Germany avoids any expansion and never aligns with Japan and Italy, then I believe its possible to avoid war altogether, but what a dull game that would be.

By  T, at Friday, December 17, 2010 9:04:00 AM  

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Thursday, December 09, 2010

Headlines 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 12/09/2010 09:09:00 PM

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I ripped the Obama stickers off my car because of the tax thing. Which is kinda funny because i actually got a $4000 raise out of it... im not sure if i have my priorities straight?

By  wyldshaman, at Friday, December 10, 2010 10:18:00 PM  

your priorities are not straight. i wish Obama had gotten more for the tax concession. he should have held out. stop voting against your priorities.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, December 15, 2010 7:16:00 PM  

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