# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 9/13/2010 08:06:00 PM
oops. i spent Saturday in the sun umpiring softball games for Kolpak's mental health league. the picture is from Saturday night after i'd spent 6 hours in the sun. its not that bad today but i'm still a little burned. yesterday sucked though and i essentially had a thick layer of cream on my face all day. so far no pealing and i'm not sick yet. so its a push right now. is a hilarious picture worth 3 days of minor pain? i think so.
the games were a lot of fun. i only made one umpiring mistake over a game and a half. i botched the infield fly rule and i let the douche bag coach for the other team have that one. he was arguing balls and strikes in a friendly slow pitch softball game. he was also trying to defend his pitcher for trying to throw curve balls. his scum bag buddy also intentionally dropped a ball on the pitchers mound to get a guy out. there were a few close calls on fly balls and no one got hurt which was good. over all i did a pretty good job and should be the alternate for next years tournament too.
Sure, you got time to blog but not help me finish off mansa musa. I see how it is, jerkass.
Ouch is right. It's called sunscreen stupid. You northerners...
Look here, jonny reb, its also called 'sexified'. He got his bronze on and now he better looking than ever. Go get 'em tiger!
I liked hearing about the thick layer of cream on ur face
MM
Tim, you really need to stop posting as anonymous, that last one is kind of creepy.
I had a little sun screen on but it wasn't enough. You should see what all the players looked like. Remember, they aren't capable of moving though every day life on their own, let alone remembering sun screen.
Damn right I was sexified a healthy nuclear orange is what the ladies love
Hey Dumbass, 'MM' is Mr Magu not me.
i'm sorry, half cocked and dreaming of strippers i happened to miss the MM. my bad.