The Workermonkey

Thursday, March 04, 2010

I can't take the waiting.... 

# posted by NoBrainRequired @ 3/04/2010 10:48:00 AM

25.8 Weeks
180.5 Days
4333 Hours
259991 Minutes
15,599,440 Seconds

But I have a plan. I'm going to freeze myself in a snow bank. In 25.8 weeks, Matt will unfreeze me. Pretty sure this will work, I think I saw it on the science channel or something, maybe in church, can't remember. Otzi the Iceman came out ok, right?

4 comments

For what?

By  Brancibeer, at Thursday, March 04, 2010 4:29:00 PM  

You can't be serious. Only the most important thing ever....

You see Branci, for many years I've felt this hole in my life. An real emptiness. I tried to fill that hole with things like family, career, religion...but these were all dead-ends.

No, what I've been waiting for, what I need to live, to truly, truly live is so beautiful and awe inspiring words hardly do it justice. The thing that gives me reason to wake in the morning and continue to breathe is Civ 5.

I still can't take the waiting.

By  Anonymous, at Thursday, March 04, 2010 6:30:00 PM  

Have you seen the southpark where Cartman can't wait to get a Wii? Or was that what you were referring to with the snowbank...

By  Brancibeer, at Thursday, March 04, 2010 8:21:00 PM  

what makes you think i'm going to remember to un-thaw you? from midnight purchase through one more turn, to forgetting to eat, breath, sleep, shower, i might actually die before i stop playing my first game. dehydration is a real possibility. perhaps we could hijack a truck enroute to the store, then we could play sooner....

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Saturday, March 06, 2010 2:12:00 AM  

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