# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 12/03/2009 08:07:00 PM
tonight the green pill, tomorrow the red. i didn't think you had this choice in the matrix.
i've got a cold, it sucks. i've been leaking fluids all day, my nose is like an open faucet and my eyes keep watering randomly. i've been drinking a ton of fluids but just pissing them out. the nyquil is going to knock me out soon and the dayquil will wake me up with its caffeine shot. my liver must love me.
try gatorade, good hydration with less peeing.