The Workermonkey

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Be a Biologist! 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 2/26/2009 09:46:00 AM

"The position may require strenuous physical activity including periods of standing, walking, climbing, and lifting and carrying of heavy objects. Some activities will occur in physically dangerous areas or settings. Documentary research and report writing work is sedentary, which entails the ability to concentrate and write for long periods of time. Work is performed both indoors and outdoors in all types of weather. Assignments may be performed in potentially hazardous areas including steep rocky terrain, arctic environments, and forests. Flying in fixed and rotary wing aircraft is possible."

The job

8 comments

Yeah, that would involve another degree, I think. But the work sounds fun. Lady friend of mine in MT works in Yellowstone, studying the wolf population, flys around in helicopters and shit. One guy is responsible for shooting the dart gun. Not bad

By  Anonymous, at Thursday, February 26, 2009 9:08:00 PM  

not a lightweight dude by any means

By  Anonymous, at Sunday, March 01, 2009 1:19:00 AM  

it sounds like they're looking for Indiana Jones.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Tuesday, March 03, 2009 7:05:00 PM  

must have good whip skills and the ability to befriend asians.

well, matt's out

By  josh, at Tuesday, March 03, 2009 7:56:00 PM  

Thats where your wrong Josh, Matt is a changed man. He's now a gentleman and a scholar, and a hell of a good judge of loose women. (The good lord knows there are so few of us left.)

By  Anonymous, at Tuesday, March 03, 2009 8:18:00 PM  

I cant open the link, so I dont know if this is a joke or a serious post. The mention of whips and asians intrigues me, that skill would be invaluable for me now. Matt does like asians, he is not a judge of loose women, tim should be in politics and Josh you should just get a boat and become a competitive sailor. Thats all from Miss cleo

By  Anonymous, at Tuesday, March 03, 2009 9:18:00 PM  

The job is real and for a natural resource management biologist, but only a clip of the full description. It's actually for the Nat. Park Service working at Glacier NP in Montana (Chump and I went there). I got a kick out of that paragraph. Nice to know there always other options out there for me.

By  Brancibeer, at Wednesday, March 04, 2009 12:02:00 AM  

Hell Yeah, Hungerforce, Glacier is the shit! You should check it out, or at least do an exchange of somesort. A summer in Glacier, studying global warming and the shrinking of the glaciers over the past 100 years, save the world Branciteam. I guess rollerball is more important, you deviant, I am so proud of you!

By  Anonymous, at Wednesday, March 04, 2009 11:02:00 PM  

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