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Thursday, October 09, 2008

Kolpak Stag This Saturday 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 10/09/2008 06:06:00 PM

Please join our

Stag Party

For Mr. Justin Kolpak

6:30pm – Midnight   Saturday, October 11, 2008

Italian Society Hall above Cantina Restaurant

72 Court Street, Middletown, CT 06457

$30 per ticket, guests are welcome

Raffle, food, drinks, poker, entertainment past 10:00pm

8 comments

i have no actual tickets, feel free to pay at the door. Spread the word like a man on fire. Come one come all, lets get crazy to celebrate the sacrifice of one of our own.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Thursday, October 09, 2008 6:15:00 PM  

I'm not going to RSVP, but I'll be there. Put me down for two tickets in case Burns comes, if he doesn't we'll call it a campaign contribution.

By  Anonymous, at Thursday, October 09, 2008 7:25:00 PM  

Have fun, do a shot for me!

By  Brancibeer, at Friday, October 10, 2008 4:49:00 PM  

Somebody needs to post a blog about the party. Come on!

By  Brancibeer, at Monday, October 13, 2008 3:42:00 PM  

a good time was had by all, details may be incriminating.

it was good,we al went back to justins afterwards and rocked the night, or at least the few people i remember going back, wait, there weren't that many people now that i think of it. fuck, we were drunk. at one point we were standing in the corner of kolpaks yard, 4 of us drinking a keg. i tried to throw a cup over my shoulder, and missed. instead i threw a full cup of beer straight into the air and covered all of us with beer. thats how drunk i was, i missed over my shoulder.

the strippers were awesome once again. long live action jackson.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Monday, October 13, 2008 6:28:00 PM  

I'll second the "strippers were awesome" comment. again, I'll post no details....

By  ron, at Tuesday, October 14, 2008 1:02:00 AM  

Well, email me then fags!

By  Brancibeer, at Thursday, October 16, 2008 12:39:00 AM  

Lets see....
Basic stag party. Girls were interesting. There was a newby who got broken in. This one blonde wasnt the hottest girl ever but she was NASTY (in the sexiest way possible). And a black girl.
The raffle was good, so was the attendence.
Two of the girls had sex with each other. That was neat. It was like a fudge swirl sundae.
Lap dances were done in the mens room, which was filthy.
By and large, everyone behaved themselves, especially the married guys. I think were all in agreement that a safe and respectful time was had by all, especially the married men, all of whom kept appropiate distances from the girls and maintained sobriety for safety of the group as a whole.
Action Jackson...where to start with this guy. Not the most original pimp (actually basicly everything you expect from a pimp). Good sense of humor. He also made sure that everyone maintained a certain level of respect for the girls.
Some people played beer pong, some played cards. The food was beyond compare. Major major props to Greg for his cooking.

By  Anonymous, at Thursday, October 16, 2008 6:17:00 PM  

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