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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

new supreme comander: only 5 days left! 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 10/29/2008 06:52:00 PM

oh boy! new leadership soon enough. i guess either party can't be as bad as bush has been for the last eight years. so we're accidentally getting an upgrade no matter what. we win by default. is there any other way to win? D-E-F-A-U-L-T!

i still don't think obama has it locked down yet. i'm just paranoid. i stilll think the republicans are going to steal votes and steal a ton. it just seems like mccain has had this sneaky look lately like he doesn't expect to lose because he knows they're going to cheat for him. until i actually see obama with more votes on wednesday, i'm not counting anything out. the republicans play a game that is this: play along or lose. and the dems aren't playing along. so they lose. lets hope our democratic brethern have figured out how to steal votes by the billions. we all know the american people shouldn't have the right to vote, we're not smart enough for it.

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you mom has all ways been my one and only supreme commander.

By  ron, at Wednesday, October 29, 2008 9:40:00 PM  

I'm going to be hungover Wednesday with either situation. Ahhh! I watched a bit of Palin's speech in Penn yesterday. It was essentially the exact opposite of all the things I believe and feel to be right and true in this world. Was this how the holocaust happened??

By  Brancibeer, at Wednesday, October 29, 2008 10:28:00 PM  

...with a thunderous applause.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Thursday, October 30, 2008 6:38:00 PM  

well, in the south republicans go into low income and minority neighborhoods posed as democrats and give the wrong days/times/locations for voting.

but also...

what's the difference between sarah palin's mouth and her vagina?

only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

By  josh, at Friday, October 31, 2008 8:43:00 PM  

Oh thats wrong. I told it to some select people at the Halloween party though.

By  Brancibeer, at Sunday, November 02, 2008 8:29:00 PM  

a joke like that could get you arrested in the south. watch out!

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Monday, November 03, 2008 7:14:00 PM  

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

We need a win in FL 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 10/21/2008 11:56:00 AM

Damn it. It's going to be close. GoBama.

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oh fuck yeah we do. i have to pimp a website here:

http://www.fivethirtyeight.com/

it's run by one of the guys who does the statistical analysis at BaseballProspectus, its solid shit. obama has a good lead and seems to be wrapping things up right about now. i like the timing of the colin powel revelation. i still think mccain has some dirty tricks up his sleeve and i'm afraid that no matter what polling says, the repulicans can still steal the vote. litterally steal it, they've done it already and were successful, why not use it ot pull out a big win this time?

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Tuesday, October 21, 2008 8:54:00 PM  

was that baseball prospectus guy on the colbert report?

By  josh, at Wednesday, October 22, 2008 7:42:00 PM  

yes, same guy. nate silver. i saw that and he was totally out of place i think, he was nervous and akward, just like a stat head should be.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Thursday, October 23, 2008 6:37:00 PM  

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Friday, October 17, 2008

Finally! 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 10/17/2008 12:13:00 PM

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Its cool yu'all did some shit together.

By  Anonymous, at Saturday, October 18, 2008 10:15:00 PM  

that's awesome

By  josh, at Sunday, October 19, 2008 2:27:00 PM  

there was plenty of me on the front leg of the trip, just cause everyone's afraid of comicon....

it was good times.

you need to find better music.

i was shit faced trying to write "fuck you" with white gas in the dirt. it was awesome, mostly because as we discovered the next day it was no fire season at the camp site and they were under fire bans cause of the dryness. fuck it, lets light the ground on fire! yea-ha!

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Tuesday, October 21, 2008 8:58:00 PM  

nice!

next time we can't forget the sleeping pads. I couldn't believe what a difference they made.

By  ron, at Thursday, October 23, 2008 10:45:00 PM  

sleeping pads are for pussy's!

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Thursday, October 09, 2008

Kolpak Stag This Saturday 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 10/09/2008 06:06:00 PM

Please join our

Stag Party

For Mr. Justin Kolpak

6:30pm – Midnight   Saturday, October 11, 2008

Italian Society Hall above Cantina Restaurant

72 Court Street, Middletown, CT 06457

$30 per ticket, guests are welcome

Raffle, food, drinks, poker, entertainment past 10:00pm

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i have no actual tickets, feel free to pay at the door. Spread the word like a man on fire. Come one come all, lets get crazy to celebrate the sacrifice of one of our own.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Thursday, October 09, 2008 6:15:00 PM  

I'm not going to RSVP, but I'll be there. Put me down for two tickets in case Burns comes, if he doesn't we'll call it a campaign contribution.

By  Anonymous, at Thursday, October 09, 2008 7:25:00 PM  

Have fun, do a shot for me!

By  Brancibeer, at Friday, October 10, 2008 4:49:00 PM  

Somebody needs to post a blog about the party. Come on!

By  Brancibeer, at Monday, October 13, 2008 3:42:00 PM  

a good time was had by all, details may be incriminating.

it was good,we al went back to justins afterwards and rocked the night, or at least the few people i remember going back, wait, there weren't that many people now that i think of it. fuck, we were drunk. at one point we were standing in the corner of kolpaks yard, 4 of us drinking a keg. i tried to throw a cup over my shoulder, and missed. instead i threw a full cup of beer straight into the air and covered all of us with beer. thats how drunk i was, i missed over my shoulder.

the strippers were awesome once again. long live action jackson.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Monday, October 13, 2008 6:28:00 PM  

I'll second the "strippers were awesome" comment. again, I'll post no details....

By  ron, at Tuesday, October 14, 2008 1:02:00 AM  

Well, email me then fags!

By  Brancibeer, at Thursday, October 16, 2008 12:39:00 AM  

Lets see....
Basic stag party. Girls were interesting. There was a newby who got broken in. This one blonde wasnt the hottest girl ever but she was NASTY (in the sexiest way possible). And a black girl.
The raffle was good, so was the attendence.
Two of the girls had sex with each other. That was neat. It was like a fudge swirl sundae.
Lap dances were done in the mens room, which was filthy.
By and large, everyone behaved themselves, especially the married guys. I think were all in agreement that a safe and respectful time was had by all, especially the married men, all of whom kept appropiate distances from the girls and maintained sobriety for safety of the group as a whole.
Action Jackson...where to start with this guy. Not the most original pimp (actually basicly everything you expect from a pimp). Good sense of humor. He also made sure that everyone maintained a certain level of respect for the girls.
Some people played beer pong, some played cards. The food was beyond compare. Major major props to Greg for his cooking.

By  Anonymous, at Thursday, October 16, 2008 6:17:00 PM  

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Monday, October 06, 2008

Atlas Shrugged? 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 10/06/2008 01:29:00 PM

Does anyone find it amusing that this whole financial meltdown across the country and world is the opposite of what was outlined in this book? Way to go capitalism.

I realize this is a broad and naive statement.

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Naive broads you say? Sounds interesting. I'll be there with bells on...

But seriously. This meltdown is way overblown by both the media and the politicians. Once again they are working together to put more power into fewer and more corrupt hands. Thanks America for flushing my child's future down the toilet again.

On a side note, that was literal. Sometime in June is D-Day.

Dont get to excited, theres a long way to go between point A and point B.

By  Anonymous, at Monday, October 06, 2008 5:46:00 PM  

what got me was that the party known for personal responsibility is the front runner for a bail out. plus, anyone manage to guess why certain banks are bailed out and others left to crumble? gee, what type of determination can they make overnight, my guess is not an informed one but a buddy buddy system.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Monday, October 06, 2008 5:47:00 PM  

phw, thats like 8 months away, i'll worry about it later

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Monday, October 06, 2008 5:49:00 PM  

keep buying assholes!

I'm investing in tools. Next on the list.... Bosch power drill.

By  ron, at Tuesday, October 07, 2008 12:03:00 AM  

i've never really used bosch before buti can speak kindly of Milwaukee and Dewalt, we should all invest in seeds for growing food as well, and books, buy medical and education books so that we don't lose all of societies info when the armagedon hits.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Tuesday, October 07, 2008 6:14:00 PM  

1) Ammo
2) Salt (think about it, where are you going to get salt?
3) Tarps
4) Ammo (you can never ever ever have too much ammo)
5) Basic Medicines (tylonal, ect, this stuff can last for years too)
6) Book of edible plants, illustrated (in my experience, try the things in the book you'd be surpised. I've discovered much of the flora in my lawn alone is edible and tasty)
7) Diesal Fuel (this is liquid gold in the apocolypse)
8) Religous Accoutrements, various - Lets face it, a mid-term threat in any apocolypse is religous extremism (people are going to think "act of god" at some point, regardless of how it goes down). All I am saying is when the angry mob is looking for non-believers, a well placed bible, multi-armed Ganesh or Mein Kampfe could save your life.
9) Pornography (this is liquid gold in the apocolypse)
10) Rope (please refer to entry on salt and entry on angry mob)

By  Anonymous, at Tuesday, October 07, 2008 8:38:00 PM  

so, no games this friday? we building a bomb shelter / survival pod instead?

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, October 08, 2008 5:48:00 PM  

This Friday will once again be about me and you drinking all the booze out of the house while playing civ and getting stoned.

You got those tickets for the party? I need details.

By  Anonymous, at Wednesday, October 08, 2008 5:50:00 PM  

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Wednesday, October 01, 2008

detroit, i can't believe they let them build cars there. 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 10/01/2008 11:34:00 PM

just got in from a training session outside of detroit for work. damon, it was taught by sweeds, pretty nice people.  its obvious that detroit is the auto capitol of the US, which is what makes it so depressing. plus, its a horrible city and surrounding area thats just collapsing in on itself.  the henry ford museum was nice. that s the only nice thing i have to say about what i saw there.

seeing as how this is my first experience in the auto industry i still hold out hope that it really is like you would think a modern automobile plant should be. but its not. and the design work is epic, an epic clusterfuck.  i'm now just more afraid then ever to drive a car.  besides the fact that i hold very little respect for the average american and consider everyone else on the road as out to get me, i'm now finding out how bad they are all made and designed.  

one of the higher ups took 15 of us out to play "whirlyball" down the road from the office. it was a lot of fun and did build teamwork and camaraderie amongst the people who went. i will now forever be known as the whirlyball champion at this place because i scored like 10 times when most people couldn't even drive, and i set the tone for the thing right off the bat by slamming our current president at full speed. it was awesome. it caught him off guard and everyone is surprised that i'll attack a president of the company. it made him swear and then he started swearing at everyone but he couldn't remember anyones name so he was just shouting out wrong names left and right. i just don't give a fuck.  everyone got a good laugh at it and it got people to loosen up a little. in the final seconds of hte final game i was trying to finish a down court shot when i got hammered by two opposing players and tossed like a rag doll. i slammed my leg into the steering wheel and lost my paddle. i didn't see it coming and they got me good. it was fun. they let you drink at it too, awesome.

damn i hate airports. security is such a joke. my mini leatherman made it through Bradley on my key chain but not through Detroit. 

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