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Tuesday, March 11, 2008

it's deja-vu all over again 

And no, I'm not talking about my local bar (named Deja-Vu).

So this time I found a nice girl on match. She lived in RI, was into yoga and wicked hot. So like a typical asshole, I sabotaged it right before the racing season. This time I was pretty straight about it. I didn't string her along for any extra 'benefits' like the previous year(s) . I pretty much just dropped the 'this isn't working for me' bomb after a decent weekend. I really thought this year it would be different. That maybe I've somehow developed this power to manage my time appropriately. Nope, grand delusion. At least I can still win races...

"Hanging up the phone it hit me what a sick man I am. I just gave up a decent looking nice girl so I can spent more time humping my cannondale." 3/20/2007 (see link)


4 comments

this one leaves me speachless

By Blogger Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Thursday, March 13, 2008 11:53:00 PM  

So i guess you guys don't support me?

By Blogger ron, at Thursday, March 20, 2008 1:33:00 AM  

Well it all depends Ron. Dump a girl for your bike? Not enough info to say good call or bad call as "into yoga and wicked hot" isn't much of a description. A girl that can not only put up with obsessive cycling, but could understand your ambition would be rare, but one I imagine you'd keep. A girl who thinks your bike is childish obviously wouldn't work. And her opinion on your bike is only one more attribute. A girl who lives a serious distance away probably wouldn't mesh with a 500 mile a week habit like yours.

By Blogger Damon, at Thursday, March 20, 2008 2:53:00 PM  

I guess you could say you are a bicyclexual!

Atleast you'll still have your racing legs....

By Blogger Brancibeer, at Friday, March 21, 2008 12:28:00 PM  

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