The Workermonkey

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Tick....Tick....Tick.....MOVE! 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 11/20/2007 06:42:00 PM

so i'm moving. to 84 spring street, enfield. if anyone wants anything from my apartment, speak now. I'm renting from a guy i work with who is pretty cool. he kind of reminds me of an older tim looney. the plan is to rent from him for a few months until the mortgage rates fall and the bottom falls out of the housing market. then i swoop in for the kill. plenty of swooping. i don't plan on staying in this apartment too long so i'm going to disperse a bunch of my stuff. its all going in boxes and i don't need any of it. and the couches are going in the dumpster. not next to it, inside the dumpster. hot couch on dumpster action. its kind of strange to leave this place. its been almost 3 years since i moved in. many good times. enough so that i don't think i'm getting my deposit back. i'm also going to buy a car. 08 malibu. scary. need to drive it first. fucking laundry. buy more stock. stock is good. i happen to be glancing through the annual report of some growth fund that i have a couple of bucks in and they tout that they've made a net gain of 220% over ten years, yet this fund was down for the first 6 years until... drum roll please..... we went to WAR! thats right, 120% of this funds' worth was created by war profits. HAHAHAH!!!!! KILL EM ALL!!!!

6 comments

Enfield? Atleast you can pick me up from the airport super easy now. Dude, start looking for houses now. They have been saying the bottom is going to drop out for years now. And speaking of things dropping out on you...why the fuck are you buying a Chevy Malibu?

By  Brancibeer, at Tuesday, November 20, 2007 9:07:00 PM  

nice! congrats buddy! i need to talk to you about like 4 things in this...fuck it, i'm calling you now

By  josh, at Tuesday, November 20, 2007 9:20:00 PM  

Hey man, save my Alice in Wonderland poster if you can. That thing is sweet.

By  Brancibeer, at Wednesday, November 21, 2007 12:53:00 PM  

where i work is 5 minutes from parking lot to terminal at bradly. super close. yeah they have been saying that about the housing market, and it is now falling. its not an over night thing, its a few month thing and i just have to hit the rate at the right time. all posters will be saved. i've still got led zepplin if you want that too.

ok, before i explain the malibu, i'd like to hear what everyone else thinks of that little nugget. if you guys can convince me not to i'd love to hear it.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, November 21, 2007 5:05:00 PM  

Well what do you want in a car? Personally I think buying new is a big ripoff since you can get a 2-3 year old car for about half price.

By  Damon, at Sunday, November 25, 2007 9:53:00 AM  

Hey Matty, I think you should put the specialist game website in our cultural links.

By  Anonymous, at Tuesday, November 27, 2007 8:58:00 PM  

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