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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

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I could recommend one book for you - it is excellent and might help you with your prejudices. It is called "Big Fat Lies", by Glenn A. Gaesser, PhD. I'm sure he is alot smarter than you are. And guess what I am not a "fat bitch" saying this to you . . . in fact, some tell me I am slightly underweight. That is likely cause I work out all of the time. Yet I would never, ever presume to assume that just because someone is overweight they are lazy and don't exercise. You need to learn a lesson or two, little boy.


I love how she defends herself. All I said was that I wouldn't date any fatties. Is that so unreasonable?

9 comments

Your a man that knows what he wants. And that doesn't include fatties or over-opinionated crazy bitches. Good luck.

By Blogger Brancibeer, at Thursday, October 25, 2007 8:54:00 AM  

A couple of points:

First of all, RPL3000, you shouldn't discriminate like that. Fat girls need lovin too. I live by the following motto: I like 'em big, I like 'em small, I like them all. By eliminating fat chicks from your diet, you are cutting your pool of potential sexual partners signifigantly. You should just drink heavier when you go out.

Secondly, I take issue her "little boy" issue. Clearly, she hasn't seen you naked. Unless, of course, all that bumping and grinding your bike seat has damaged your twig and berries. If my memory serves me correctly, you might not be an Allen T., but you've got a good set of equipment.

Thirdly, if she is not a fat bitch, then what's her problem, is she not getting laid for some other reason. I mean, her smile says "I love the cock", and the slope of her brow (not to mention the width of her brain pan) says that she's probably eaten her fair share. Now I know that frenology was disproven as a science 100 years ago, but come on, look at her.

Do you think I could get her number?

P.S. Dont' tell Moe

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Thursday, October 25, 2007 5:13:00 PM  

whoa whoa whoa. Trust me fellas, I can appreciate a woman of a larger size. It's just lately I've been after something else. It's like your taste for beer. It changes with the season.

By Blogger ron, at Thursday, October 25, 2007 6:02:00 PM  

of course overweight people are lazy and don't exercise. if they did, they'd be thin. it's not glandular for many.

i'm a bit heavier than i want to be right now. not much, but a little. but i accept full responsibility and have begun working out. right now i'm hot, but soon i'll be back to dreamy. haha.

By Blogger josh, at Thursday, October 25, 2007 8:33:00 PM  

how often do you tell random internet girls "no fatties"??? this may be part of your problem.

By Blogger Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Thursday, October 25, 2007 10:06:00 PM  

who said anything about a problem?

By Blogger ron, at Thursday, October 25, 2007 10:33:00 PM  

Fitness Singles.com

By Anonymous Anonymous, at Saturday, October 27, 2007 4:54:00 PM  

how conveniently anonymous....

By Blogger Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Monday, October 29, 2007 5:59:00 PM  

There are about 5 girls in ct listed on that site.

By Blogger ron, at Monday, October 29, 2007 8:47:00 PM  

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