The Workermonkey

Monday, September 04, 2006

Jager bombs 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 9/04/2006 10:45:00 AM

I don’t usually drink spirits. When I do its usually a gin and tonic, rum and coke, vodka cranberry, etc. Rarely do I do shots. However, if there is a shot to be taken, its gonna be jager. Yager goes well with beer (very important), has a very high alcohol yield, and tastes alright given the previous two. A shot of yager in between beers will set you straight. Not to say I haven’t learned my lesson with it. Ask ron. (Ah yes, b-days at good old colt 404.).

Needless to say I haven’t had any jager for a very long time. Until last night. My roommate and friends decided on jager bombs at the local tavern. This consists of dropping a shot of jager into a about half a glass of redbull then chugging. I must admit it was good. I’m not a redbull fan, but this shit got me going. Sometimes jager straight can be tough and this took the edge off a bit. Plus the redbull is supposed to give you energy. I think it worked.

On a side note- its good to be around some people who liked to get fucked up once and a while again. I think I needed that. My roommate is quite a character. He’s a brit, likes to drink, likes to smoke, but generally has his shit together. We started the night out together having a few beers back at the homestead, then moved on to the local tavern and met a few people, then got somewhat disconnected as the night progressed. He apparently went on a green hunt for a good portion of time. I later met him back in the kitchen quite bloody disappointed that he “ran around for hours and came up with bollucks”. At this point (roughly 4 am) he was off again to get “bloody fucked up”, and left. There’s no sign of him this morning.

On another side note- I bought one of these the other day. Yes, I’ve finally succeeded on finding balls that are bigger and bluer than mine (oh, self deprecation). This thing is great though. Really straightens out your spine, good for stretching, and functions in a multitude of simple exercises. I recommend. It is huge though. A big, blue, ball.

UPDATE:
The Brit staggered back to the house around 12 this morning. Shirt stained, looked confused. Beer in hand by 12.30. Man, i dont know how he does it.

I looked at my call log of dialed numbers from last night. It consists of:
Ron 3:49am voicemail
Christina 3:51 am voicemail
Murphy 3:52am voicemail
Jess 3:54 am Success!

So apparantly i talked to my ex-gf last night (this morning) for a good while. Huh.....

5 comments

I have one of those yoga balls. This weekend Josh stuck a post-it on it that read "sex ball, use when everyone leaves" and left it where my friends would see it when they came to my apartment later. :\
Also, if you like Jager bombs, you should try dropping a shot of Jager in a glass of root beer. A bartender suggested it one time and called it a "root canal." It's pretty good.

By  d$, at Tuesday, September 05, 2006 8:57:00 AM  

i believe the sex balls come with a very specific note on the package:

warning: by purchasing this sex ball you agree to have said ball placed around your abode with entertaining notes for the public to see. furthermore, any and all "ball jokes" are fair game. we thank you for purchasing our product, as it was extremely satisfying to ball you.

you can't argue with shrinkwrap agreements!

By  josh, at Tuesday, September 05, 2006 3:58:00 PM  

brancy has a big blue ball, and he didn't think to give me a call. i am highly insulted. i know what to do with blue balls, brancy. keep that in mind next time...

By  sadielady, at Tuesday, September 05, 2006 11:03:00 PM  

I've also had a shot of amarulla into beer- that tastes like rootbeer.

We can stop talking about my balls now. Thanks everyone.

By  Brancibeer, at Wednesday, September 06, 2006 9:09:00 AM  

oh my god, my friends drink Jager Bombs like they're going out of style. They even have little annoying chants/songs/poems about Jager Bombs. I tried to work in something about balls in there, but I'm at a loss...

By  JLee, at Saturday, September 09, 2006 8:40:00 AM  

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