The Workermonkey

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Weekfull 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 5/06/2006 11:48:00 PM

Busy week huh? Yeah, I would say so. Went to the keys this week for meetings. What type of meetings you may ask? Well, drug cartels friends. Drug cartels. After a smooth transition with my Cuban connections I thought the hard part was over. I thought wrong…. I had some company. Blast! It’s the State:

Those biologists are pesky ones, for they don’t give up easy. Luckily I’ve played my fair share of GTA vice city and I knew how to handle such environments. I made a heading for this tropical island:

After a series of pursuits I lay crouched in some scraggly bushes. I was doomed. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Ahh, but alas....remember your Bible belt training. Quick Brancibeer, think. Think. Oh yes! How could i forget! No need to worry because:

So really, the keys was pretty good. I didn't take a whole lot of pics, just a few. Note to self: hangovers + boating in 4-5ft seas = not cool. I got some snorkling in, however, had to struggle to hold it together while the boat was swaying and bouncing around like a toy in gods hands. I believe the quote of the week was, "If this boat doesn't start fucking moving soon...i'm going to seriously start blowing chunks". That was by another girl in the boat, however, i certainly seconded the notion.

Came back friday to attend a cinco day mayo party hosted by a loose friend. Found out there might actually be some decent people in this shitty afterall. My one complaint though- "Hey, are you actually going to put any alcohol in these margaritas?" Brancibeer had to continually 'irish' up his weak drinks. And somehow i managed to stay mostly sober anyway. But that was ok, cause i made up for it today at the wedding i attended. I know what your thinking and the answers no. Brancibeers hands stayed strictly to himself, although his eyes surely were allowed to wander a bit. Eventhough there wasn't much to wander to... Finally, a nice pic outside of the church. I believe this was the first time in a long time i deemed a tie.



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5 comments

cool pics...lookin spiffy

By  josh, at Sunday, May 07, 2006 2:49:00 AM  

oh, your eyes wandered, huh? funny, you didn't tell me about THAT part of your weekend...

look at my sweet baby in his tie. such a cutie.

By  sadielady, at Sunday, May 07, 2006 12:25:00 PM  

Easy Sadie, you know where my eyes are LOCKED lately.

By  Brancibeer, at Sunday, May 07, 2006 11:22:00 PM  

nice weekend.

gta3, cartels, damn flashbeack to 2003.

willi oaks rules!

By  ron, at Monday, May 08, 2006 9:39:00 PM  

you telling me nothing not even a blumpkin? Nice restraint branciteam, youll have to teach me how to say no. Nice pic, you Ron Jeremy and Courtney love for co workers and no porn, those to have GOT to be fuckin

By  murphy, at Tuesday, May 09, 2006 8:51:00 PM  

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