The Workermonkey

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

I got Rumbled in Bozeman, MT 

# posted by murphy @ 5/10/2006 01:55:00 PM

Back in action, back in the saddle, in black, in town, into the swing of things and out of the woods of Idaho. Spent the last 4 days in the middle of nowhere Idaho. Got drunk, stoned, partied my ass off with crazy boating broads. Slept in the back of my van and it was awesome. Got a free t shirt, free beer coozie, got laid and got the hell out of there, but not before making some friends and contacts for a possible guiding job in the future. Successful trip?

yes

Back in Bozeangeles. I got a package from awesome incorporated. Idiots spelled the name of their own company wrong(awsome) and the package looked like it had been wrapped by a... a fucking worker monkey. opened, assembled, packed packed and packed. High, higher and nearly immobilized. Nice work, "If you do not have this product get it now, Awesome incorported has outdone themselves this time-nice fucking work"--Justin Murphy, master of ceremonies, 2000-2003

cant wait to see you freeks in a couple of weeks

yours truly

The great White Rastafarian

4 comments

"With our new Connecticut-Idaho shipping line, Awsome Inc. has gone international!!"

"The company's new tobacco bong unshackles my mind from concepts like 'good music' and 'harmony'. Thanks Awsome Inc.!!" - DJ The Great Matsby

"After trying Awsome Inc.'s products, I became immune to flame and frost." - Dr. Doom

By  DJ Booze Piñata, at Wednesday, May 10, 2006 10:17:00 PM  

i love you dr doom

the case of the missing "e" is to throw the FBI guy off.
I have the best customers

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:39:00 AM  

I'm sure the FBI guy's head is really spinning from that one. Whoa.

By  Brancibeer, at Thursday, May 11, 2006 1:25:00 PM  

google "awsome" and see what comes up.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Thursday, May 11, 2006 2:21:00 PM  

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