The Workermonkey

Monday, April 10, 2006

monday bump 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 4/10/2006 11:32:00 AM

i've got an early day coming up tomarrow. i've got to be in randolph MA at 7:30 for an ASME training seminar. It'll take about 2 hours to get up there so i'll be leaving my house at about 5;30 give or take. that means i'm up at 4:45 (this hurts just typing it) so i can fall asleep in the shower. now on a 2 hours morning trip i like to do as much as i can in the car. i eat, drink coffee, i have an electric razor with a car adapter so i can shave too, if i know the trip is going to be long or not important, i'll roll a pair of fatty's too, one for the ride up and one for the ride back. i can't get dressed in the car, i've tried. walking out to the car in a bathrobe freeballing it is going to get me noticed or arrested (cause of my MASSIVE junk). getting my pants on is the hardest part, i can handle most of the other stuff like shirt and socks (which present thier own problems). i've brushed my teeth in the car before, not too hard, keep a bottle of water handy and just spit out the window. if you have a towel you can wash up too, use the same bottle of water to splash yourself. sure the car gets a little wet, but its only water. deoderant is cake. All this leads to less time i have to get up before i need to hit the pavement. at a bear minimum it'll take the 2 hours to get there, anything before that is me not having my act togeather, if i can do this shit in the car why not. Anyone think of something i'm missing?

8 comments

What about your daily morning hangover dump? Ha ha.

By  Brancibeer, at Monday, April 10, 2006 11:56:00 AM  

"i cant get dressed in the car, i've tried."

i dont like the word "cant." i think you can do it. if you can smoke a fatty, cure the munchies with breakfast, brush your teeth, shave, and wash up, then you can get dressed. keep stretching it to new heights buddy. flip off a few bad drivers and you've got it made.

By  josh, at Monday, April 10, 2006 1:48:00 PM  

you ever try to put pants on while driving in traffic on 84? harder then it sounds without killing myself. i flip off bad drivers all the time, i even flip off good drivers that fuck up and do something stupid.

the DMHD comes out whenever it feels like it. most of the time its right after i shower. and that is a rock in the schedual, the only thing that can change that is quick stop at a highway reststop. matt barone, defiler of the public restroom. i've dumped in just about every rest stop in the northeast. I prefer the new VT welcome center. very nice and clean.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Monday, April 10, 2006 2:22:00 PM  

put the car and cruise and steer with your knees-i gotten fully undressed and redressed in a different outfit while driving, this was when i was still driving the 'black ass'. Keep tryin

By  murphy, at Monday, April 10, 2006 5:05:00 PM  

'in cruise' that is...

By  murphy, at Monday, April 10, 2006 5:06:00 PM  

Yeah, and we all remember what happened to blackass don't we? Blackass!!

By  Brancibeer, at Monday, April 10, 2006 5:21:00 PM  

What about turnpike traffic? Cutting it a bit close aren't we?

By  ron, at Monday, April 10, 2006 9:19:00 PM  

not that early

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Monday, April 10, 2006 9:40:00 PM  

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