The Workermonkey

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Dear crazy girl; 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 4/02/2006 11:52:00 PM

It’s not just me. Other people think you’re crazy too. Not ‘bounce of the wall’ crazy, or ‘you drive me’ crazy. I’m talking about your ‘unpredictable, immature, irrational, bipolar attitude’ crazy. I’ve witnessed you pull things from left field, right field, center field, and even infield to throw at me just for the sake of throwing something. It may have worked the first time, but now I’m on to you. Your methods of confusion get you by, but not by me. You intentionally hurt me because of your own insecurities. And when I confront you about it, you only sling more hurt. I’ve never done that to you. I know you’re on medication for this and that. I know your 33 years old and have not been able to get your shit together, or save a dime from you high paying job. I understand your stressful pains in life. But I never used such things against you, like you use mine against me. I accepted these things and I accepted you.

But I’m done with it now. Our relationship can only go so far. If you are incapable of rational conversation and reasoning then it’s not going to work. I can go 50% of the way. In fact I can even go 75% of the way. But if you flat out refuse to try at all, then there is nothing I can do.

It’s too bad. It could have worked. Well, not work long term, but we could have realized what it was and went with it. I was even starting to like that crazy look in your eyes. It made me like you more. You may be good in bed, but that’s not enough. In fact you’re not that good. Yes, you are fun but to only to a limited extent. You lack concentration and rhythm. Simply being erratic and loud only goes so far with me.

So now you will leave without saying goodbye. You will pretend that the good times we had together never existed because of a hormone induced stupid incident. You’re going to take your life and move it somewhere else while leaving a wake of craziness behind you. Not caring, not knowing. I tried, I really did. I didn’t want to end on a bad note. I was even willing to forget what you said to me and how shitty you made me feel. I was willing to understand, forgive and wish you luck on your way. But you’re crazy. And that’s not going to change.

~Brancibeer

10 comments

Ok, this was meant to be more humorous than serious. I'm taking the whole situation very lightly.

By  Brancibeer, at Monday, April 03, 2006 11:51:00 AM  

Wow, I thought you were talking about me for a while there. Especially when I read the part about "good in bed" .... ;)

By  sadielady, at Monday, April 03, 2006 4:25:00 PM  

Ahh yes, now brancibeer has seen were some of my past complaining has its roots.

.... crazy bitches.

Whats murphy all ways say? They are all crazy but some just hide it better? ...something like that.

By  ron, at Monday, April 03, 2006 9:30:00 PM  

"crazy women fuck the best," isn't that another saying?

branci, i'm flirting with you, can you tell? ...

By  sadielady, at Monday, April 03, 2006 9:47:00 PM  

sadieladiy, sometimes the benefits just don't outweight the craziness.

By  ron, at Monday, April 03, 2006 10:26:00 PM  

awwww, don't say that, ron. sometimes it doesn't work out so well in the end, but most of the time the ride is just so much fun ....

By  sadielady, at Monday, April 03, 2006 10:37:00 PM  

That was pretty deep Brianciforte. She seems a little bit more crazy than most. At least you got out before she locked you in her basement for two days, spred strawberry jam on your nuts and had her cats lick it off. When the cats left the ants came. Now you gotta ice your... what were we talking about?

By  murphy, at Tuesday, April 04, 2006 2:05:00 AM  

...If you want me to take a dump in a box and slap a guarentee on it I will, I got the time...

anyways branciteam hungerforce glad to see you cut off ties with your apparent 'beast of burdern'

Let me know when you are coming out. June is good because we are going to have some huge highwater this year-rivers projected to be 175% of last years capacity. Hell yes!

By  murphy, at Tuesday, April 04, 2006 2:10:00 AM  

strawberry jam, mmmm, i'll lick that off.

By  sadielady, at Tuesday, April 04, 2006 2:11:00 AM  

Sadie: Yes, i do beleive you are correct. You are good in bed...oh oh i mean...the crazy chicks fuck the best. But then its like ron says- you definetly have to run a benefit-cost-analysis on the situation to determine if it is worth the stress. In this case i played it cool while realizing the craziness factor was at play.
Murphy- I will get back to you about the trip...not the jam comment.
Sadie- I will get back to you about the jam comment.
Man, it must have been a restless night for all!

By  Brancibeer, at Tuesday, April 04, 2006 9:32:00 AM  

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