The Workermonkey

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

Michael Bolton, Speaker of the House, and...who's that stupid redhead? 

# posted by DJ Booze Piñata @ 3/21/2006 09:47:00 PM

During the last House assembly the crooner himself got the "Connecticut's Finest" award for his philanthropy. The actual award itself is this cool orb/gyroscope-looking whatchahoozie. The CT resident has given $3 million through his various charities, mostly for causes relating to battered women and such. Someone in my office said "He probably batters women all the time. He just gives money to cover it up."

3 comments

Hey, that redhead looks very astute, interested, and awake. Somethings going on.... you must have either been on aderol or stronger. Coffee maybe?

"Michael Bolton! Wow, is it really him? OMG! OMG!"

Did you yell out any requests?

Cool though. Glad to see you lookin spiffy.

By  Brancibeer, at Tuesday, March 21, 2006 11:16:00 PM  

excellent work, macunas. i celebrate your whole collection.

By  josh, at Tuesday, March 21, 2006 11:24:00 PM  

oddly enough, you look more excited to be there then michael bolton.

i'm sure that in the past i've made numerous death threats about this man and i'm sure at some point i've thought that i'd punch a guy like him in the face if ever presented with the opertunity ot meet him. You must have felt the urge to leap across the podium and nail him square in the jaw. come on.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, March 22, 2006 10:20:00 AM  

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