# posted by wyldshaman @ 3/22/2006 08:20:00 AM
THE GLOBAL OIL PROTECTION SERVICE
Wants You!
Today after class a Canadian friend told me she always thought of me and felt bad when the lecturers continually trash the US for being a world leader in wealth, energy consumption, and pollution of every kind. And while I agree that the US is awful in that respect, and I am not the one who needs to hear this sort of thing, I could sometimes be found going for a drive just for something to do when I was in high school and gas was $0.97 a gallon. The lecture mentioned war for oil several times.
It should say, "I WANT YOUR OIL"
or, "How did you're country get ontop of my oil field?"
I say burn it all up, the sooner the better. The free market will prevail.