# posted by Brancibeer @ 2/11/2006 03:15:00 PM
Its been a hell of a month folks. That damn stomach bug/ whatever really made it fun too. Good news is that I think I finally kicked it (although it has relapsed 2x already). Yup, hopefully ole Branciteam is working his way back up to the 95% health (we leave 5% error margin....standard statistical procedure).
I left last Friday to attend a Sea Turtle workshop in Coastal Town.. (Yay, we love working the weekends btw). That went preeettty good. I was having kinds of mental problems Friday night. You see (to make a long story short), I think the combination of a physical ailment (stomach bug) mixed with the mental stew of nervousness/ anxiety/ stress/ travel weariness/ ex-girlfriend produced weird weird effects. Hard to explain, but when you find yourself alone in a restaurant on a Friday night trying to keep your brain from exiting your skull while not passing out...maybee youll know what I mean. Those were the bad times. I managed to pull the team together in the hotel room with some solitary relaxing exercises. Phew that was close. The next day’s events went fairly well given the circumstances. I gave a decent professional presentation in front of 260 people to the best of my monotone, unpassionite ability. (No biggie, those things take years of practice). Next baby step- heading to fire school down in Central State with coworker. Oh man, me and coworker really haven’t been getting along lately. He’s kind of an arrogant, selfish dick you see. And our deep divisional views about our professional field frustrate the hell me. Traffic in Coastal Town didnt help. Made it to halfway hotel location good enough with only a few momentarily occasions of my mind and body trying to separate from eachother internally. “Come on Team Hang in there buddy.” (Such self pep talks were necessary) Sunday morning: Hmmm, still no appetite. Looks like another forced breakfast. Never underappreciate your hunger sense doobies. It kinda sucks when you have to force yourself to eat something for the pure reason of knowing that your body needs it to subside....and thats it. Its like putting gas in your car- time consuming and unsatisfying (and the fumes make you nauseous).
Made it fire school with plenty of time. Facilities were nice. The training center was in the middle of the woods with a dining hall, rec hall, dorms, etc. Ok, if I try real hard....I can pretend this is summer vacation camp or something. Yeah, yeah this is a vacation. Ok, so why do I just want to go home?
The next 3 days consisted of mind numbing lectures administered by, and taken with, mostly dumb dudes. There were lots of dumb people (many were self admittedly so). I’m talking about
thick, hairy, good ole boy, redneck foresters. Man, these forester types were their own breed, raised in the back country woods of fuckyoursisterville. They all wore these old school uniforms, moved in groups, and chewed lots of tobbacco (of course the southern accent is a given). These guys had quite an impression on me. It took a while to get used to them and now whenever I see Smokey the bear..I see him with a big old hunkin’ wad in his mouth. Seriously look at him. He’s juicing..

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To their credit, the foresters were ALL good guys. They were nice, helpful, and would give you the shirt off their backs if you asked. If you could put up with their elementary school sarcasm, their tough standoffendness was really just their shyness. I bonded with many by the end of the week.
The whole no appetite thing lasted to about Wednesday night when I finally started actually wanting to eat again. By thursday I no longer had to consciously control my subconscious internal processes (eat now, sleep now). Maybe it was because the bug finally died, maybe it was because I finally felt comfortable, maybe it was because I cried for the first time in months, maybe its because I talked to ex-girlfriend, maybe I scheduled too much within the month, maybe its not over, maybe I still have no fucking idea.
Ok, now to the good stuff, I was at fire school right. Well we got to burn the shit out of some woods boys. The science behind it all is really interesting too. Different firing techniques meet different objectives (killing stuff, seeding stuff, reducing fuel load, etc). Fire behavior is governed by weather, fuels, topography, and you. The class was a week long for a reason I suppose. We got to burn on Wednesday and Thursday, my group getting the 2 most difficult and biggest burns. I actually was burn boss on the first one (the guy who is in charge of it all). Although, that was mostly just for practicing purposes- I was the least experienced and relied heavily on the actual instructor. If it were truly up to me...I’d probably be in jail right now for recklessly setting the state on fire (if you ask me that wouldnt be such a bad thing). Here are some cool pics of the burns:









The beauty of it all
In summary- I pulled through these last couple weeks...or I was pulled thru. Either way, I’m here now, at home, destressing and feeling healthy for the first time in a long time. Lets work from here on out. 25 is going to be a good year god damn it.
(Stay tuned for next week when I elaborate on how 25 is going to be a damn shitty year).