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Sunday, January 08, 2006

Lift your head up High and Blow your Brains Out 

Last night we had a party at our house. Invited alot of the Mountain employees and some randoms from town. I bought a keg of Neptunes stout, which is comparable to guinness but is a local microbrew. two bottles of whiskey and a bottle of tequilla walked through the door. Shot fest ensues... Girls from mountain show up. First wave, cafeteria chick shows up with friends. She looks fucking amazing, I didnt even recognize her at first. Her and friends were officially 'hoed out' and didnt really fit with the balance and vibe of the other guests. So im working on some night moves and i get a call on the phone. Broad from the mountain that is a ski instructor. I cease game on the Hoe train and decide to hold out for Second wave.

By this time you can imagine im fucked up.

I stopped trying with the cafeteria chick but continued to drink their seagrams and schnopps shot concoction. Fucking delicious...

Second wave crashed the party. give girl the tour of the house, trying to keep it together, not exactly working on some night moves but trying not to fall over, same something moronic and puke on my own floor...thats when the cd starts to skip as far as my conciousness went.

But it was a sweet party, lots of people from work came and me and my roommate got some credit in BozeVegas.

Im must have done something right because i talked to the girl today and we are going out on Monday. Wish me luck boys.

by the way New England is pretty cool, but their is some much more out there. You cant just right the rest of the world off because the 'standard of living' is better whatever the fuck that means. Its not the place itself but the people that live their that make home what it is. as long as you remeber it you can take home anywhere you go.

later

3 comments

I was a little to tall, could have used few pounds....she was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes...

By Blogger Brancibeer, at Sunday, January 08, 2006 12:53:00 PM  

TRANSLATION: ... so i was going to bang this chick until this other chick called. then i banged her. go giants!

By Blogger ron, at Monday, January 09, 2006 12:31:00 AM  

i think thats a very apt interpretation, ron

By Blogger josh, at Monday, January 09, 2006 6:49:00 PM  

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