The Workermonkey

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year 

# posted by murphy @ 1/01/2006 10:49:00 AM

Christmas was good, ma dukes came out and eli was here so it was a good PG weekend last week. New Years was pretty crazy, me the other bouncer and the two bartender chicks got all fucked up, shots- lots of shots, some chick pretty much told me she would fuck me if i let her underage brother in...

Had a bunch of friends come in to hang out. Its pretty sweet when people you know are in the bar with you, makes the time go by and its not really like work. Its sucks when your their by yourself and you know nobody but sooner or later im going to take over this town called bozeman. Got invited to a swingers after party with a bunch of chicks i know...

At this point your saying what the fuck happened. A funny thing about me when im drunk, i can never tell when im being hit on. Now Im not talkin, setback drunk. Im talkin, free beers and shots for four hours with three or four beers before I get to work- Fucked Up

So we didnt go to the swingers party cause my roommate had to get up and work today. I didnt fuck that other chick cause she wasnt all that hot, I was trying to bang this other broad and a rubber was no where to be found. I hate condoms, always have, but their is no way in hell im gonna raw dog some chick that wants here younger brother in the bar and is willing to fuck some crazy asshole to achieve it.

Happy New Year-Go Giants

so I didnt get laid this New Years which broke the streak. I lost my virginity back in high school on new years and have had sex everyone since. all good things must come to an end.

Im out like a fat girl in dodgeball

1 comments

so you let him in, right?

By  Anonymous, at Sunday, January 01, 2006 11:12:00 AM  

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