The Workermonkey

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy new year bitches 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 1/01/2006 09:14:00 PM

I had a relatively good night, and judging by some of the phone calls I made at the new hour, many of you did too. Except for Murphy, who was unfortunately working. But I stick to my previous boast of, “Central time zone in the house ”. From which Murphy responded, “Hey, you guys got id’s?”, and then hung up. But oh well, I felt some Central zone pride for a short second. It was all worth it.

Speaking of CT (cental timezone)- it kinda sucks. We got NOTHING. I mean ET has NY. And the west has CA. But the central and mountain don’t have dick. “Comin at you live from Boise Idaho this is Tye Pennington.....” Uhhhhgg...we are probably better off anyway.

Stepping out of the NE has done some good for me. Every location has their mind set. The NE is hard to describe- but some people would say its kind of like a Buddhist philosophy. All about self and going with the flow of things. Which I mostly like. But being stuck in any mind set is not healthy. Even if it is healthy. Catch my drift?

As I write here in my current place of residence, I realize that I am probably still drunk or feeling its after effects of some kind. I had one of those ‘wake up back into life’ experiences this morning. You know the kind- where you pass out then all of a sudden you wake up some hours later and you realize how out of it you were. Kind of like being under anaesthesia. (Actually, thats more accurate than I care to discuss at this moment.) Anyway, I only had like 5 or 6 beers, and I remained under complete control. No friends... there were no slapped asses last night from ole Bbeer. Only a couple boob grabs, but those werent even under my will. (I’m makeing it sound better than it was.) Point being, I wasnt that drunk but I was still passed the fuck out. The couches were all full when I went to bed, but when I woke up- I was the only one there. Weird. Why the fuck and I talking about this?

Oh yeah. Well, life is life. Some grow young and some grow cold (thanks tom). We all have the option to make it what it is. Really, think about that. You are under control, and thats a wonderful thing. So when I see people jaded about this or that, I realize that most of it is there own damn fault. They chose to be that way. Sure, some people get dicked over. But isnt it all just life anyway? If you have the control, you have the options. “How am I going to take this?”. “Why am I acting like this?”. Its actually quite silly. People are dumb. Life can be pretty simple if you want it to be.

Catholics. Those fuckers. Talking about religion messing with your head.. Total life alteration and intrusion.

“I’ll just throw in some mind fucks here.....and here......and here....and...sure why not....right there.”
-Catholicism speaking for God


Somewhere we messed up in human evolution. I’m talking about religion. We got it wrong at some point, and havnt been able to fix it. Luckily some people still get it and make it tolerable. But unluckily a lot of people THINK that they get it (but really don’t of course) and make it very intolerable. Do you get it?

Einstein really was a genius. In conclusion...its all relative. ALL OF IT. Timezones, religion, mindstates, your life. I’m not saying I have it all figured out, but I’m getting closer. It’s a long road to travel. Hopefully I’ll see ya..

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