# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 12/09/2005 03:05:00 PM
today is the end of the great coffee experiment, i've increased my coffee consumption to LaRose-esque levels this week to see if it helps at all at work. normally i'd have maybe one cup first thing in the morning about 3 times a week, not too much.
this week i've been drinking it like its my job, wednesday i drank a full pot, yesterday i lost track and today i'm well past the one pot plateau. my hands are shaking and i can't stop moving some part of my body, my foot tapping, my hands fiddleing, head bobbing, something.
so far this week i can honestly say i've gotten less sleep then normal, not because of drinking/partying or anything, but i'm just not tired at night becasue of hte coffee. i've gotten less sleep then usual and i wake up earlier then normal. but the coffee is keeping me going. i've been trying to assess my levels of work output too to see if maybe my productivity has gone up. i think maybe its gone down, i'm doing more but acomplishing less, if that makes sense. it takes longer and more effort to acomplish the same tasks. and i can't focus, not that i ever really could but its been harder now that my brain is buzzing double time. i can't even focus on this post.
i had started wanting to write something about getting drunk tonight, but now i forget. that should help explain the title. with all this snow i think we should buy as much beer as possible and hibernate until monday. all i need is the warm glow of civ 4 infront of me and a cold beer next to my fully loaded johnny bong. oh coffee. wait. fuck, i had more ideas, i really did. fucking coffee, no more. every now and then i feel compleeled to go to the back of hte sop to work out a little of hte hyperness from the coffee but when i get back there i can't remember why i'm back there and end up coming back to my desk, essentially wasting 5 mintues for nothing. i guess the exercise is good for me.
damon, i'd love to write letters to my congressman all day but we'd have more success if we held a fund raiser and used to money to bribe one of them. it can cost as little as 12,000$. at least for a southern republican. a vote is a vote. maybe i'll get a keg and just keep it on the porch. its got to be cheaper than buying 30's and we're going to drink it anyway. wait that has nothing to do with politics. fucking coffee.