The Workermonkey
Friday, December 02, 2005
Dark Helmet: [In Dark Helmet voice] And now Princess Vespa, I have you in my clutches, to have my wicked way with you, the way I want to.
[In Vespa voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, go away, I hate you! And yet... I find you strangely attractive.
[In D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: Of course you do! Druish princesses are often attracted to money and power, and I have both, and you *know* it!
[In Vespa voice]
Dark Helmet: No, no, leave me alone!
[In D.H. voice]
Dark Helmet: No, kiss me!
[Vespa]
Dark Helmet: No! Stop!
[D.H]
Dark Helmet: Yes, yes!
[Vespa]
Dark Helmet: Oh, oh, oh! Ohhhh, your helmet is so big!
2 comments
"And now you see that evil will win over good; because good is...dumb"
By 
Brancibeer, at
Friday, December 02, 2005 4:58:00 PM
how many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?
By Supreme Monkey Overlord, at
Friday, December 02, 2005 11:33:00 PM
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