| | 01. classic mullet: this specimen is a clear demonstration of a classic mullet. Note how this mullet proudly displays his exotic plumage while in a menacing stance. Classic indeed. The mesh tank-top, digital watch, silver chain, and molester mustache all add points to this fine specimen's overall look and mulletude. | |
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| | Mulletude: 10 | |
| | Aggressiveness: 10 | |
| | Hobbies: football games, wife beating, picking fights. | |
| | Sightings: everywhere, there's no escape (see: eyes). | |
| | Favorite Band: Steve Miller Band Credit to MulletsGalore.com
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