The Workermonkey

Tuesday, October 18, 2005

This Lawyer Humor is getting to me... 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 10/18/2005 09:45:00 AM

My sisters a lawyer. My ex-girlfriend is soon to be a lawyer. I've had a lawyer and I've talked to many. I know your type fellas. Sometimes I loooaaatthhe you....

8 comments

yeah, i'm getting that feeling in general (see last law-related post). no wonder many lawyers become cynical. good thing i got an e-ticket, printed it out, and boarded that plane even before law school. if we're gonna be perceived as bastards, we might as well be them (it's not always the other way around, contrary to what some might want to believe).



you need help? of course i'll help you...for $650/hr! oh, you're insolvent. how awkward this must be for both of us. well, good luck!

By  josh, at Tuesday, October 18, 2005 10:42:00 AM  

assholes are everywhere but I'm sure there is some sort of gaussian distribution that proves more of them are in law.

By  ron, at Tuesday, October 18, 2005 12:29:00 PM  

good old sweeping generalizations. that's like saying more minorities are custodians, or somethign horribly racist.


but shit, if i'm gonna be classified this way for life, i'm gonna live up to it. earn my title. in other words, i'm not sure how many are born assholes versus how many are created.

By  josh, at Tuesday, October 18, 2005 1:11:00 PM  

*or something ELSE that's racist. my point in including that example is that it's horrible

By  josh, at Tuesday, October 18, 2005 1:19:00 PM  

do I hear the waaa...bulance coming? ha ha ha ha. speaking of assholes......

By  ron, at Tuesday, October 18, 2005 5:50:00 PM  

go lawyers? dont think so, no matter how hard you avoid it you will become part of the ooze. once the money starts rolling in it will be easier to rationalize your being.

Honestly, why do you want to become a lawyer? Its obvious niether of you are revolutionarys. put on your running shoes and start chasing ambulances.

So for now fuck off

Ps. who is this holmes character

By  murphy, at Tuesday, October 18, 2005 10:27:00 PM  

enter #1 asshole!......

easy murph. he's one of josh's boys

By  ron, at Tuesday, October 18, 2005 10:35:00 PM  

Enter another one of Josh's law friends...Wow, Murphy, when speaking about the 'money rolling in', are you talking about the prosecutors or admin lawyers that bring in 40K a year. Law school may teach you a few things about false assumptions. Of course all lawyers are rolling in denaro and all law students go on to practice law. "Ooze" may be more properly defined as stereotyping arrogant fools that think they know everything.

By  Daddy, at Friday, October 21, 2005 2:01:00 AM  

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