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Wednesday, October 05, 2005
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i think of lawyers like i think of cops. there's never a good reason to interact with one. By Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Wednesday, October 05, 2005 7:52:00 PM
i know it isnt. but there are plenty of reasons to see a lawyer that arent bad. just a few examples: By josh, at Wednesday, October 05, 2005 10:52:00 PM Josh your comment proves the point I was going to make. Lawyer are "necessary" to write and read ridiculously incomprehensible legal documents. Mainly they are translators. Otherwise you would use and Environmental Engineer for 1 and an Accountant for 2, people who know the subject, rather than the government's spin on the subject. And for 3, shouldn't it be enough for me to write "Damon's will: When I die, Travis gets everything, unless he's dead too, then liquidate my estate and donate the cash to the Green Party. Josh shall carry these wishes out." But in a real will, it takes four pages to say that. By Damon, at Thursday, October 06, 2005 2:29:00 AM damon hit my response to a T, except amanda gets everything instead of travis. By Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Thursday, October 06, 2005 8:12:00 AM
it's not the fault of lawyers that lay people cant understand laws. and not all lawmakers are lawyers, so it wouldnt be right to say that lawyers are responsible for the confusion to begin with. besides, people who "know the subject" dont know how to resolve disputes with others who "know the subject" (which is ironic really, since if they both know the subject shouldnt there be more agreement on teh topic of dispute??) if they both really knew the subject, there wouldnt be these problems. or maybe the subject needs to be more clear, so maybe these "experts" should get on that. surely lawyers dont create ALL these fields. if people are sloppy with language in rules and regulations, disputes are inevitable. and 2 "experts" from the same field can reasonably read the same vague regulation differently. By josh, at Thursday, October 06, 2005 11:47:00 AM republicans? By Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Thursday, October 06, 2005 1:07:00 PM I didn't say lawyers were responsible for confusing documents, just that they deal with them. I honestly wish the whole of US law was the Libertarian Party's basic idea which is something like "Everyone is free to do whatever they please so long as they do not infringe upon the equal freedom of others." But whoa, who gets to interpret that in each situation? Maybe if whichever-religion-is-right's deity came here and did some seriously miraculous stuff so we were all convinced (or killed) then it could do it for us and we'd all be happy, free, and equal (and will have someone to ask when that meaning of life question comes up!) Ha, I sound like I've already partaken in the weekend's mind altering substances. By Damon, at Thursday, October 06, 2005 3:13:00 PM
How long has the law profession been in existence? I'm sure it's been around in various forms for many centuries, if not a thousand years. It probably happened whenever judgements started getting passed down from civilians instead of military commanders or King Soloman or whoever. Anyways, cash settlements = good. Blood settlements = bad. By DJ Booze PiƱata, at Thursday, October 06, 2005 5:55:00 PM Post a Comment |