The Workermonkey

Monday, October 03, 2005

here comes the story of the hurricane... 

# posted by josh @ 10/03/2005 07:20:00 PM

thursday night. the place is blondie's. drinkin with law students, undergrads, townies, and one pussy 3rd string pittsburgh steelers tight end. the night's a little past the high point. it's somewhere between 1230-145 (hey, i said drinkin, cut me some freakin slack!).

i'm talking to one of my friends and a couple others near the bar, when this girl and her friend approach. she looks at me and says, "hi red sox fan, what's your name?" naturally i reply. i can tell by the way she slightly tipped her head down and gave me the puppy dog eyes that she wants me to ask her what her name is, so i humor her. "i'm katrina, like the hurricane." now it's obvious she'd been waiting to break that one out for a while, but hey, it's funny. and also ironic, cuz she's short and thin, a small girl. i still think she might've fared better with something like "hi, i'm katrina and i'm a category 5 lover," but her line was amusing enough.

we continued talking near the bar for a while (i'd ballpark it at 10-30mins). it gets pretty loud in blondie's, so half the time i was nodding and smiling. all of a sudden, i realize that my friends are nowhere to be seen. now my friend nikki had some friends visiting, and i know they wanted to dance, so i figured they went to fast eddie's. so i went there for the rest of the night, ran into my golfing buddy, and all was well.

well, at one point in the conversation, the hurricane and i established that we're actually in one of the same classes. i had that class this morning. it turns out, not only are we in the same class, but she sits DIRECTLY in front of me. i guess she's one of the girls i dont yet recognize by the back of their heads. so i said hi to her today after class, and asked if she caught the sox game yesterday. she bashfully replied that she had. it's debatable whether she remembers thursday night at all.

7 comments

is that my wife in the last one.....

By  Anonymous, at Monday, October 03, 2005 7:32:00 PM  

I see you are using Holmes style of hotlinking random words. I'm not sure if i like it.

Damn it, I also want to look at all those drunk naked girls, but i'm at work...

By  Brancibeer, at Tuesday, October 04, 2005 8:54:00 AM  

yeah, i'm testing that style out. i kind of like it, but i'm not sure yet. it's certainly more conducive to some posts than others. admittedly, i'm not sure this is one of them.

By  josh, at Tuesday, October 04, 2005 10:33:00 AM  

Oh yeah, and how about, "Hi, I'm Katrina and i blow hard."

Anyone else?

By  Brancibeer, at Tuesday, October 04, 2005 10:38:00 AM  

"You may not know me, but.....do you like drownings and starvation?"

By  DJ Booze Piñata, at Tuesday, October 04, 2005 1:12:00 PM  

ah! Way to piss on the anthill. Now i actually feel bad....

By  Brancibeer, at Tuesday, October 04, 2005 3:22:00 PM  

i'm not sure that i did. or if i did, it was a while ago (when it happened)

By  josh, at Tuesday, October 04, 2005 10:03:00 PM  

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