The Workermonkey

Monday, October 31, 2005

happy shalloween 

# posted by josh @ 10/31/2005 01:01:00 PM

back from the other big city, dc. visited my old roommate and some other jmu friends for the weekend, and a halloween party on sat night. good times ensued.

i was impressed at the turnout for a post-graduation house party, and most people were donning costumes. there were your typical things like cats and bunnies and hefner, but there were also the more creative people. there was the farmer/scarecrow/pilgrim with an inflatable sheep in fishnet stockings attached to the groin. there was an 8ft tall transformer, equipped with a shoulder-mounted gun that actually had a red laser and an arm-mounted ipod that played the transformers theme song. there were hillbillies, the dukes of hazard, magnum p.i., and every guy's favorite, little red riding hood. damn she was hot, and the low cut red top left a lot to the fairy tale. and in her basket, mini bottles of whiskey. spectacular.

we went thru a keg and 4 or 5 more cases of beer, plus 2 coolers full of jungle juice. there was beer pong in the basement, a game called cornhole outside (really fun), and the celarium was set up for dancing. my ex never showed which was good, but the other girl i had a thing with did. we were chatting for a while, and i mentioned something about being exhausted lately, and she invited me back to her hotel room to "sleep on the floor," though it was unanimously decided this was not what she meant. however in my incredible state of drunkenness, i didnt know any better and declined, as "i still have beer to drink and golf in the morning." dumbass. and it turns out her hot asian friend annie was also staying in the hotel, so i hate to think about what i might have passed up. so i'm just not going to. besides, i would've been completely useless to them anyhow in the condition i was in. not that that makes it ok.

to conclude it all, my old roommate was grinding on some black chick nobody knew who had a 6yr old kid. she also got too hot dancing, so she took her shirt off. what a shame.

hope you all enjoyed the weekend. time for me to catch up a bit, as i enjoyed it thoroughly.

5 comments

i forgot to mention how much i love halloween. basically, every girl feels that this day makes it socially acceptable to wear the skimpiest outfit they can find. if only they realized that was acceptable everyday.

By  josh, at Monday, October 31, 2005 1:15:00 PM  

Sounds like a classic good time. I had a party to go to on Saturday evening. However, fridays activities wore me out for the whole weekend. I havn't heard the words, "lets do shots bitches" come from my mouth in a very long time. For some reason i decided it was a hard alcohol night. I spent sat and sun recovering from that night of rumbleminz goodness. Good god.

By  Brancibeer, at Monday, October 31, 2005 1:47:00 PM  

Sounds like some fun Saturdays. Mine was also interestig, but i'll need more feeling in my right hand first. Some guy in the army bit halfway thru my thumb nad i broke his rib and popped him in the face Look forwared to details.

By  DJ Booze Piñata, at Monday, October 31, 2005 8:41:00 PM  

oh i can't wait to hear about this one

By  josh, at Monday, October 31, 2005 8:57:00 PM  

looks like the kung fu is payin off, like to get the full story man

By  murphy, at Tuesday, November 01, 2005 12:24:00 PM  

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