The Workermonkey

Saturday, August 06, 2005

guess who's back, back again 

# posted by josh @ 8/06/2005 01:35:00 AM

so the news is bad, good, indifferent, and sexy

THE BAD
so we're in pa driving on 81 and some bitch cuts me off from one of those turnarounds which divide the highway. almost railed her (car, not ass). yell fuck you and flip her off. mom is amused. after stalling, she backs the car back into the divider. some guy, also there, cuts me off, drives 100 yards, then stops dead in the middle of the interstate. traffic flies by in the right lane. he gets flipped off and returns the favor. a third guy cuts around me on the left shoulder/grass and cuts me off to get behind the 2nd guy. HE gets flipped off and cursed out. what a bunch of fuckin bastards.

we get to carlisle, pa, and the apt i got was tiny as shit. no way a dog can live there. the whole thing is probably the size of my living room here in ct. no joke. this includes bedroom, living room, bathroom, kitchen. fuckin a.

go down to sc to pickup my shit. cockroaches everywhere. shitty, but predictable. my stuff is actually in the apt where i left it. a plus. summer rain seeped thru the bedroom wall rendering it moldy and mildewy, ruining my sheets and pillows. but hey, mattress is ok. nice.

somehow had/have a cold in august. AUGUST.

THE GOOD
called more places in carlisle from sc and ended up finding a pimp ass apt. hopefulyl can ride my bike to school. dog can live there. moving in is difficult, but there is much rejoicing.

THE INDIFFERENT
meh

THE SEXY
i'm not wearing any pants



all in all a productive week, and best of all i'm back in time for the pig roast baby!!

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