The Workermonkey

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Dont wet your lap (top) 

# posted by Brancibeer @ 8/17/2005 12:45:00 PM

Ah yes so witty...

VIRGINIA -- A rush to buy $50 used laptops turned into a violent stampede yesterday, with people being thrown to the pavement and beaten with a folding chair. One woman wet herself rather than surrender her place in line.

A citizen later said, "I'd rather shit myself than forfeit my place in line to that bitch!" When asked, "what the hell is wrong with you people?", many responded by raising folder chairs in triumph and grunting "uh oo uh".

Nothing like a discount to bring out the primitive me me me. Serously people, what happened to class?

Heres an addittional link with pics

3 comments

post about gas tax relief. fuckin 30$ to fill my damn tank, I cant imagine what others with SUV's pay.

besides, debt relief is for people who either
a) have a misforute (medical or otherwise)
b) retarted about their spending and deserve it. Freaking government saftey nets for fuckups....

By  ron, at Wednesday, August 17, 2005 1:34:00 PM  

god damnit what the fuck get this shit out of here. i dont care about acne, debt relief, or fucking anal warts. goddamn we're losing our sanctuary to spammers!

fuckin a

By  josh, at Wednesday, August 17, 2005 2:16:00 PM  

Fuck yeah. Administrator powers baby! So long dicks!

By  Brancibeer, at Wednesday, August 17, 2005 3:56:00 PM  

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