The Workermonkey

Monday, June 20, 2005

you know you're a mid 20's guy if...... 

# posted by ron @ 6/20/2005 09:19:00 PM

-you leave cans/bottles where they get finished
-you use paper plates
-you eat over the sink most nights
-the toilet brush is still in its wrapper
-the plunger, however, is not
-you forget to check the mail for a week
-you have a "cheese knife" that stays on the counter for one specific purpose
-you've actually tried beer with cereal and decided that if you had to do it again you would
-you've tried water and cereal and will go hungry next time this situation comes about
-you drink in the bathroom
-when you are feeling good, you buy coors light as a treat
-other nights its highlife or keystone light
-you've got a head full of big plans but you arent doing jack shit!

5 comments

oh i forgot to add, mid 20's single guy if...

By  ron, at Monday, June 20, 2005 10:16:00 PM  

I'm a mid 20's guy and i dont do any of those! Well, maybe the cheese knife. Kim just doesnt get it. Ok, i drink in the bathroom sometimes too.

By  Brancibeer, at Tuesday, June 21, 2005 8:20:00 AM  

I second Brancy, age doesn't make that list for sure, I'm not sure what to accuse you of Ron, but whatever it is, I'm not. I think I am opposite almost every one, except when I was still drinking, a can of beer came in the shower so as not to lose valuable time pregamming. Maybe you will pull out of it when you graduate, maybe I will fall into it when I become a student again.

By  Damon, at Tuesday, June 21, 2005 3:04:00 PM  

Yeah Willi Oaks say some great drinking AND eating in the shower. I'm not relying on that happening too often anymore.

By  DJ Booze Piñata, at Tuesday, June 21, 2005 6:06:00 PM  

the only thing i'll pull out of is ... oh my, this is going someplace bad

By  ron, at Wednesday, June 22, 2005 12:40:00 AM  

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