The Workermonkey

Thursday, June 30, 2005

its been a while, yes 

# posted by josh @ 6/30/2005 04:51:00 PM

it has indeed been a while since i've posted. there are several things contributing to this. first, i'm back home in ct for the summer (for those who dont know already) and since we still havent entered the electronic age with a router, its still a fight for the computer in the evening. this is probably my best shot, as my dad spends lots of time on it now at night. also, work has begun so that takes up time i guesss. ahhhh gettin paid to play with kids. which reminds me of something i'll get to later and may also clear up a lot for damon. it did for chump. finally, as some of you know, chump's been living here at my house until he moves in with kolpak in middletown. so i've always had somethign to do and i've found myself away from the computer more and more. when i have to actualyl drive to see them, i think you may just see me on the computer more frequently.

ok, the thing for damon, and maybe some others. its about the whole skinny/healthy girl thing. i figured out at least part of the reason why i dont like skinny girls. so i was sitting at camp the other day, and we have 4 new counselors, all 16 (luckily a few older ones and some lifeguards closer in age are back this summer). well i was looking at one of these girls (in a nonsexual way, naturally) and she's just really skinny. but tall. like my height or taller. then i saw some kid run up to her at the beach for god knows what reason, and that's not the point. i saw them standing side by side and i thought to myself here is a girl of legal age, and she looks just like the goddamn 9 year old!!! SICK. i dont like skinny girls because its like molesting children. that's why. or that's one reason. any woman i hookup with must be bigger than a kid at camp. that's a rule.

hopefully you're all vomiting by now. or at least this will conjure up thoughts of child molestation the next time you stick your tongue down some skinny girl's throat.

over and out

2 comments

I have an extra wireless router, and I don't think weight or lack there of makes a person look a given age.

By  Damon, at Friday, July 01, 2005 5:39:00 PM  

i dont think weight totally makes a person look a certain age either, but it can contribute. besides, if i'm in a dark room with a naked body i cant see it. and if it FEELS like a kid i'm gettin the hell out of there!!!

By  josh, at Friday, July 01, 2005 5:57:00 PM  

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