The Workermonkey

Monday, May 23, 2005

flip it and reverse it 

# posted by josh @ 5/23/2005 01:57:00 PM

so i'd like ot think i've accomplished a thing or 2 in my first 24 years.

but lately i've been in a slump. had a rough time applying to law schools, then a rougher time in sc. i can think of 2 remedies:

1) slumpbuster (aka hookup w/ a fat chick)
2) the costanza theory of opposites: if my natural inclinations lately have been wrong, then the opposite must be correct

option 1 isnt something i'd like to try. i enjoy healthy women, but not fat ones.

so it looks like option 2. this has prompted me to apply to the lewis and clark school of law in portland, or. it has the #1 environmental law program in the US. this is in addition to the 5 or so schools in the east. maybe i'm way off. maybe i need to change everythign up for 2 years or so. maybe i just need that option. whatever it is, it will make the decision more interesting, and if i get in, harder.

its deliciously unpredictable. the best part? even i wouldnt have predicted this. nothing like throwing an extra variable into the already complex equation.



no fat chicks!

5 comments

I told you already, school in Sweden is free, can't beat that. Though I think you'd find them lacking in their healthiness.

By  Damon, at Monday, May 23, 2005 4:05:00 PM  

very true, but unless i want to do international law (which i don't) there may be a problem finding work in the US due to differences in law. and i do intend on living and working in the US.

i'm sure i'd find them lacking in healthiness. potential problem there.

By  josh, at Monday, May 23, 2005 5:22:00 PM  

one time when i was driving stoned on a sunday afternoon in southern mass i though of this.

"if it wasnt for that horse and all those random turns, i wouldn’t have spent that year in college."

By  ron, at Monday, May 23, 2005 8:55:00 PM  

so what the above is saying, sometimes some randomness gets you something good, other times it can really fuck you good.

i'd hit up the slumpbuster.

By  ron, at Monday, May 23, 2005 10:23:00 PM  

Josh, do i take this that you broke up with...(insert name here)?

By  Brancibeer, at Thursday, May 26, 2005 1:01:00 PM  

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