The Workermonkey

Friday, March 11, 2005

Keep up the posts 

# posted by Damon @ 3/11/2005 07:35:00 PM

Well someone's got to do it. Despite the negative answers I get to most of mine, due to being much more mature (and lame) than most of you, I will do it, keep the blog burning. A post everyday helps us waste time.

Anyone remember Natalie Davis? After Pierce mentioned she was willing to go to the junior prom with me, maybe I asked her, or I think actually she asked me, because I was a loser and super shy back then (some things never change eh? Maybe not so shy.) This drew a big response from my friends. MM said "She's going with you!? How'd you pull that off!?" I casually answer "Don't know, she wanted to." But really she was way out of my league. After some fun in the then-impressive Camero, and dinner I can't recall at all, we had an uneventful, boring, ugly, awkward, intimidating night, ending with my cheered phase "So I'll see you, hmm, never." I was later quoted saying "She's as dumb as a box of rocks. No - wait, a box of rocks has order to it, someone took the time to put the rocks in the box, so she's like a bunch of rocks scattered at random across a field." Then as if we were not friendly enough, I made an ill-advised comment about a 24 hour CVS and something that made it sound as though I had game. Thus ending our cold, maybe week long acquaintance.

So well and good right, but who cares now seven years, and I might add, many a hottie later? No one really, but I have nothing to post as usual. But, apparently, Mrs. Davis ran into my mother and expected to be recognized. She was not. She tells my mother that Natalie thought I was a great guy, but she was too shy back then? And she brags that Natalie graduated from UCONN suma cum whatever that Latin thing that means with honors is. So where did Damon end up going to school (slyly getting ready to point and laugh) "Penn State" Oh. Not that I think PSU abuses honors at UCONN but it certainly burst Mrs Davis bubble. Anyway, Natalie is in China teaching English.

Names, direct quotes, basic premises may have been altered by years in my alcohol damaged brain.

And so it goes. Some else will have to prop up the blog for awhile, I'll be in Boston next week.

2 comments

damon, seriously what make you think that you are so much more mature than the rest of us? i love ya damon, but your arrogance is annoying sometimes.

By  ron, at Sunday, March 13, 2005 10:26:00 AM  

more mature than i am? is that possible? if i were any more mature my dick would hit the floor. you'd think it was drooping, but really i'm just huge.

By  josh, at Sunday, March 13, 2005 1:24:00 PM  

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