The Workermonkey

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

today i saw......... 

# posted by ron @ 2/23/2005 09:19:00 PM

the most spectacular ass EVER! It was nothing short of just plain awesome. As awesome as the cosmic universe and its complex phenomena was this ass. I followed the ass for some time. I did not however, make my walk extra long or follow it unnecessarily but I was headed its way and it was plainly there for my viewing. I though to myself that this was truly something that i should take note of, but not overly indulge in.
It was not just the shape itself that made this god-like ass (in the Greek sense) stand out but the complete picture in which it existed. It was framed, so to speak in some unique looking jeans that had bold yet simple stitching that complimented its shape in the most perfect union of ass and jeans i have ever witnessed. The transition from the ass to the leg was on par with the curves one would usually associate with an appropriately sized breast merging with the torso. The proportions are just exact. You know the curve when you seen one, even if it’s a passing glance. It’s hard to put a finger on why it’s appealing but it is so insanely sexy that it’s more or less art.
Now this ass would have been a marvel just to have looked at, but I had the pleasure of watching it move. The dynamics in which the cheeks moved was something out of this world. When she walked, she swiveled her hips ever so slightly. Not so exaggerated as a model on a runway when you can tell they are just faking it. My epiphany was that she genuinely walked this way. When she stepped off her back foot the jeans and ass contracted in such a manner that a subtle line appeared where the afore mentioned curve existed. This ass was pure muscle. Combined with the slight hip swing, this made for an extremely sexy walk.
I observed other fine assed females walking along for comparison but there simply wasn’t anything in its league. Others had shape but poor movement, some had the opposite. This was a "10" onto which all other asses should be judged.
The thought of complementing her on such a fine ass passed my mind, but there simply wasn’t a sober way for me to communicate this to her without coming off as a pervert. Yes, I appreciated it in a sexual way as any straight man would have. I have no guilt there. I also had a different kind of appreciation for it in a way that wasn’t sexual at all. I viewed it as a unique device that deserved extra appreciation like a finely engineered automobile or an incredible one-off piece or art (one could argue that they are the same). It was like something that is universally appreciated by everyone in some way even if they have no interest in the subject at all.
Then seemingly as soon as this sacred ass had entered my vision, she changed paths, we went on our seperate ways and I was left with this story. Enjoy.

2 comments

I think we can all feel the same way about as fine an ass as Ron has just seen. The rapturous happiness I get struck with upon seeing an amazingly appealing girl is (on average) superior to what I'd feel when looking at (for example) the Venus de Milo. Because the art LIVES. It's like the Holocaust. Except the exact opposite.

By  DJ Booze Piñata, at Thursday, February 24, 2005 5:57:00 PM  

"larose is the grisham of the 'ass' genre!"
- usa today

"i could feel my cock between her cheeks!"
- the new york times

"vivid description, but i was disappointed when i realized it was about a woman, and not a young boy."
- priests everywhere

By  josh, at Thursday, February 24, 2005 6:07:00 PM  

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