The Workermonkey

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

funny 

# posted by ron @ 1/19/2005 11:11:00 PM

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?""No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?

3 comments

not mine but i figured i'd spread the funny.

By  ron, at Thursday, January 20, 2005 10:55:00 AM  

I just wish those awards were real, I was thinking today while being among the 5% of so on the highway who were doing nothing at all illegal, that you never, ever, see a cop going the speed limit so what kind of example is that? It's no wonder everyone tailgates, no one signals, people weave all over, and speeds all the time. I wish following to close was the common ticket because that's what causes accidents, not going 150% the limit at night when you're the only one on the road, but that'll get you a ticket for sure.

By  Damon, at Thursday, January 20, 2005 5:57:00 PM  

cops are bastards. talk about a power trip. cops are people who dont wanna do more school after high school, but want power. cops have great power over citizens. they'll push the limits as much as possible, and will occasionally get busted for it, though not nearly as often as they push the envelope. sorry if i offended anyone who knows/is related to a cop...kinda

By  josh, at Friday, January 21, 2005 12:42:00 AM  

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