The Workermonkey

Monday, November 22, 2004

yea boyee rallye time! 

# posted by ron @ 11/22/2004 01:34:00 AM

so i decided to make my escort a rally car. the first step was to get rid of those awful stock head lights and the wimpy bumber. i proceeded to smash the shit out of a ford aerostar van. problem solved. have a look for yourself.


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nice eh? yes, you have to cut and paste it because the blogger is not cooperating with me.

glad to hear that the europe boys are alive. hope you stay that way. i'm sure there are going to be some swindlers around the way. just make sure you let them know that the good olde US of A is still boss in this world.

damon, your an old man and you road bike tells the story. although all prespectives of things are what truly makes this blog interesting. and it you like 'em boney thats cool. dont listen to josh and his fetish with fatties. ha ha ha ha ha ha.

josh, i believe the hot girls serving you drinks are there so you can offer them some $$ to join the mile high club. my only guess, what do you think? me, having never flown cant say much about the current state of flight attendants. you going to be home this week? i like the can of water. aluminum just might be cheaper that plastic. plus does your beer taste tin-ny? no, because they line the cans. this aint the stone age fools.

talked with brancibeer today, he bought a vacuum and a washing machine for his house down in flordia. i knew he was more mature than the rest of us. leading by example as all ways, someday i'll buy a vacuum and a washing machine. someday, yes someday........

well, the giants outing today went as planned. they lost in brilliant fashion as usual. giving their fans a glimmer of hope before pissing it all away in the 4th quarter. damon, were you around? i was going to call you but i fell asleep in the second quarter. maybe next week i can come over and use that horribly underused peice of slate over your garage.

6 comments

That's crazy I got a vacuum, a washing machine and an alligator and I'm not mature

By  NoBrainRequired, at Monday, November 22, 2004 5:02:00 PM  

i will not be around this week unfortunately, cuz exams start the mon after thanksgiving. but i will be home mid-dec until just after new years. i think erica will be coming up, possibly for new years if all goes well. i will definitely be around for some fun then.

let's run w/ the canned water. if we put a thick lining in the cans, our product can go a longer way. my throat doesn't know the difference b/w 11.5 and 12oz. it might catch on at walmart as the "working man's bottled water." besides the way the world is goin we're gonna need all the water we can get!

By  josh, at Monday, November 22, 2004 5:09:00 PM  

it doesnt need to be thick at all, keystone light has a "specially lined can"

By  ron, at Monday, November 22, 2004 6:53:00 PM  

well right, but i meant a thicker lining would mean more cans of water but less water to the consumer. in other words they pay extra for nothing. unless the lining becomes more expensive then the extra water. if that's the case, water away!

By  josh, at Monday, November 22, 2004 8:36:00 PM  

Hey - they already HAVE water in a can. They invented it in japan. I know this because i've....been there. No, but i've seen numerous pics of something called Clear White Water, surrounded by Japanese pictoglyphs or whatever. The quirky tech society came up with thier precious tamagochiwater first.
By the way, we've been stoned ever since we arrived in amsterdam. really really stoned. I mean it. there are literally hundreds of coffeeshops here where you can just go and blaze/purchase. As long as you order a coffee or juice or something. We're shooting for actually seeing a museum or 2 today, but so far the ones we saw were the Cannibus College and the Hemp Museum. Makes sense......

By  DJ Booze Piñata, at Tuesday, November 23, 2004 8:42:00 AM  

yeah, i bought a vacume, there was no applause, no fan fare. washing machine- now thats just crazy, how the hell is he going to move that one.

By  Supreme Monkey Overlord, at Tuesday, November 23, 2004 8:58:00 AM  

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