The Workermonkey

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

# posted by Brancibeer @ 11/02/2004 01:01:00 PM

I was watching Letterman last night. Dave actually got red in the face after reading number 1.

Top Ten Punchlines To Dirty Election Jokes

10. "With a poll like that, I'm suprised he can gallup at all."

9. "She starts chanting, 'four more minutes! four more minutes!'"

8. "That's not the voting lever, but don't stop pulling."

7. "This isn't how it looks--I'm just joining a third party."

6. I prefer Bush, but I don't know who I'll vote for."

5. "So that's where Katherine Harris was hiding the Al Gore votes."

4. "Unfortunately, his margin of error was plus or minus three inches."

3. "Get used to it, honey--we live in a swing state."

2. "I thought you had trouble maintaining an election."

1. "I saw your sister with Mary Cheney--there was no sign of Dick."

1 comments

11:19 PM;
197:188 Kerry down by nine. There still some time on the clock. It's the fourth quarter but the Dem's are coming from behind with a huge play in California.

In the stands; angry tree huggers, fat cat oil tycoons, useless drunks (like so many of us), the religous right, the communist left, ignorants are as common as those who claim to have "facts".

Every major election, everyone glued to their information spewers.

Except Mo, she had smoked herself retarded by 9:00, in the morning.

Anyways; Where are you; will you remember the last moments before the end? Tonight's out come could really be the beginning of a new era for our country, better or worse.

So my advice to you, as a professional financial thingy-majig is to buy a gun. And maybe a lotto ticket.

By  NoBrainRequired, at Tuesday, November 02, 2004 11:19:00 PM  

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