The Workermonkey

Saturday, November 20, 2004

forward to the past 

# posted by josh @ 11/20/2004 11:36:00 PM

M squared - lovin the stories. i have to live vicariously thru you now. sounds like some of my jmu nights, except you've got foreigners. great times, something you will never forget

so i did a bit of flying the past 2 days (4 flights), and i've noticed airlines are goin back ot the past tradition of hot stewardesses (i would've said the politically correct flight attendants, but that wouldn't be a return to the past now would it?). 2 of my 4 flights had hot ones, and the last one had a girl about our age. only 50% yes, but a start. prior to this i had a long streak of poor stewardesses.

also, i think i'm on to something. if you want in, let me know. canned water. why does it have to be in bottles? i'll put it in cans, and sell it at 2/3 the price of bottled water. or half price. people need their precious contained waters these days, there'll be no lack of business. so sell at half price, deposit included. mmmm canned water. the wave of the future. if you dumb stuff down enough, you can sell people anything.

4 comments

Wouldn't it be more exprensive to produce water in a can? Higher shipping weights, slight metallica tastes to the water, size restrictions.

By  NoBrainRequired, at Sunday, November 21, 2004 3:39:00 PM  

well maybe, but people like trying new things when they come out. i think part of the appeal is if the thing goes big you can be like "yeah i was there from day 1." regardless, it's not a life plan, it's a strike first while people are interested then sell high to some sucker plan. in the long run, yes, i think the idea would fail.

lane, keep up the 40something rants. i enjoy them. in fact, i'd prefer to see more of them. however, i'd also like to see you date a girl with some meat on her bones, but i don't think that's gonna happen too soon. i think it'd be fair for you to at least give me 1 of those 2.

By  josh, at Sunday, November 21, 2004 4:26:00 PM  

canned water-i bet you could make the cans lighter than a plastic bottle. marketing is probably the only issue here.

By  Anonymous, at Monday, November 22, 2004 1:40:00 AM  

damn anonymous. fuckers stealing my ideas. ha ha ha. fuck its late. why am i even typing this crap.......?

By  ron, at Monday, November 22, 2004 1:42:00 AM  

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