The Workermonkey

Monday, October 11, 2004

Not mentioned: Europe, Kung fu, DJing, some crazy bitch says 'eat shit' in my voicemail. 

# posted by DJ Booze Piñata @ 10/11/2004 05:37:00 PM

Damn Looney that sucks. If I'd known you were feenin' for clients I'd have gotten off my ass about that consultation. Nuts to that; you can be my advisor during your tenure w/ the next company in line.

Mruph: good job w/ the rugby. You'll get back to your prime after it kicks your ass a bit. Then we'll all be in our prime cuz we'll have to stay on our toes around you.

Dr. Klopick - the man, the metaphor. best songwriter we got, i figure he'll write the campaign diddies for Josh. (God, I can only imagine....). here's some crap i wrote at the parking garage because concrete is so inspiring.

I hope I keep my sanity
long enough to apprehend some inner logic.
Before I'm caught by disease or pride or unharnessed impulses.
Infatuation the vice-grip neurosis choke-hold.
I'm bound to break free in fits and starts
sending my mind forward or up
while the world stops for a moment.

Then the phone rings.

And the party picks up its pace without abatement.
I'm winning the race that I'm too smart to be running.
Going thru the weekend activities every day.
Like my life was an analog tape with no calendar anyplace.
I'm like a bastard and a Buddha chained together
with loose philosophies my only innattentive tether.


So I had this dream where this bangin' girl (she actually works at the uconn co-op. you'd know which one if you've seen her. you'd just know) was hanging with me and we got along great (which we actually would NOT). The weird thing was she had a tatoo of an entire month of a calendar across her back........I guess that'd be erotic if i were like Chronos the god of Time or some shit but I'm not so it was weird. I also remembered something someone in my dream said: "You are McDonald's. You are the Early End Boss." Make a song outta that one. Jeez. It'll sound like a Cake song, i guarantee it.

By the way, my phone was dead all weekend for anyone that called.


Childsex.

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