The Workermonkey

Tuesday, September 28, 2004

2 days and i miss the whole thing 

# posted by Supreme Monkey Overlord @ 9/28/2004 09:59:00 PM

Brian was right about the world -1 in Mario. I’ve seen new evidence proving such, buts its not necessarily world -1. it’s a harder version of world 2-2 that loops itself and never ends. But the moral of the story is that Brian was right. The trick is that you have to just keep jumping at that brick until somehow you get in there.

Murphy, call me about the couch.

Thursday is d-day for the bender. Its either going to involve me driving around with a bunch of stuff in my car for a while or I’m just going to go to VT and end it. I figure I’ll spend plenty of time down here in CT but the smoking is going to stop. Not just for the sake of getting a job but for myself. Once again I need to prove to myself I’m not a junkie. This bender has been close to a month and a half long. I’m starting to forget important stuff. The other day I stopped myself in the parking lot to make sure I had pants on. But you know what? Its been great. I love being free enough to just do what I want, when I want with no consequences.

Hows your god like that one?!?!? Oh god, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to dink my weight in beer once a week. I believe in you and will preach your god name to others. I repent my sins! See! Now I’m SAVED! PRAISE THE LORD! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!

Ka’tissssss….. chug….chug…..chug….

You can’t prove the bible is true by quoting from it. Especially to a bunch of people who know science. Amanda, Emily; I suggest you go read a few books other then the bible and visit a few places. Maybe educate yourselves in a few other religions. You don’t need god to lead a fulfilling life and be nice to others. Those types of things you learn from experience.

One question. If god can repent your sins when you ask for forgiveness, and you do this your entire life, what happens if you miss one? I forget things one a daily basis. If I sin more then once a day, I may just forget about it. If I go my entire life with one unresolved sin, do I still go the hell? Was all the rest of it a waste of time? What if Christianity is the wrong religion? The only thin g I can use to explain that Jesus was real is that he may have been the worlds first magician. Water to wine, bread to fish, all simple slight of hand acts. If he were to do this in front of an audience 2 thousand years ago then they would have been amazed. Think of what David blain does now a days.

I have faith. Faith in the fact that other people don’t want to be treated like assholes so they won’t treat me like that if I don’t. I have faith that people are not stupid and will listen to reason and logic. Smart people are going to win this cultural battle be cause they are just that, smart. If people don’t see the connections between the religious culture that is causing all this terrorism and what the republicans are trying to do to this country, then I don’t know what to do. Intelligence will prevail.

I don’t think I explained the errors in posting with your name. the HTML code used to run this site isn’t very good. I had a loAt of trouble getting it to work and sometimes the names show up incorrectly. Its not their fault if they don’t post with a user name right away.

I have to give credit to those that have posted in the last 2 days. I didn’t check the site for 2 days and there was a ton of activity. Apparently religion is the only thing we can get excited about and post for anymore.

Either tomorrow night or Thursday day I’m going to throw a “I-don’t-live-here-any-more-party” and piss off all the neighbors. Join me.

Josh, call me and let me know when would be a good time to swing down for a visit. I’ve got nothing but time now.

Right now I’m going to drink until I can’t stand up and then try to drink some more. What does god thing of that one! Its not a sin to be a slobbering drunk but its still not a smart move. Fuck um all. Let “god” sort them out.

PS: did anyone else notice how they always capitalized the “H” in “He”. Now that’s devotion.

4 comments

Come on, you cant prove the bible true. If you could there wouldnt be all this debate in the world!

By  Brancibeer, at Wednesday, September 29, 2004 8:24:00 PM  

oh, but see..you can prove the bible is true--but probably can't prove that you should believe it..see, proving it's true is not that hard..it's proving that you should think it is true is what is hard.

By  Amanda, at Wednesday, September 29, 2004 10:19:00 PM  

Um ya, im going to need an example here. But, im warning you, this is going to be a tough one on your part.

By  Brancibeer, at Wednesday, September 29, 2004 11:20:00 PM  

You can prove that the Bible exists and that it includes some historical fact.

there was a guy named Jesus, he was a carpenter. the part about him being the son of god is where the fog rolls in.

the stories in the bible appear in other religions way before christ, no pun intended, in mesopotamia, minoan and mycenian civilzations. noahs ark flood myth is what i am talking about

look it up-God Squad

-just to make sure you have to look in a book besides the bible

on a side note-remeber that stupid math computer game about Hammurabi and the bushels of grain-god damned hk

By  murphy, at Thursday, September 30, 2004 12:54:00 PM  

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